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celfiated

A person whose granted superpowers by North Korea
Kim Jong-un has been celfiated many years ago, that’s why he has full control over his country.
by crunchy fetus April 3, 2023
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celfag

Celibate Faggot, Celfags are people who can't get a girl, but aren't Incels. They're so low, they have no standards to be called an Incel.

To be an Incel, also has standards. And shouldn't be confused with Celfags, who are just normie faggots, the lowest scums that can ever exist.

To be an Incel, you need to read alot, be self-satisfied and not feel lonely even though you're alone. You know alot of stuff by observation, your reasons to be a bad communicator are very different than the Celfag loners. You have some hobby or talent, you're well-versed with politics, into science fiction, gaming, music and art, history, philosophy or anything similar. But you spend too much time on Reddit and Discord.

Celfags are depressed teens, who blame all their failures to circumstances. They are not aware of anything around, and their intelligence is way lower than compared to Incels. Celfags are the normie scums, who have no GK, low IQ, poor social skills, and no other talent whatsoever.

Incels are unable to communicate because they're very different from the generic normie population. Celfags are the same as the normie generic people, have no idea of internet terminology, and try to follow generic trends to impress women, still aren't able to and get one.
That fatso Bob, he can't even have a conversation with an AI botgirl, such a normie, he can't even make a fake E-mail. He watches generic webseries like Friends thinking it will get him a woman.

Huh, what a Celfag!

Look at that idiot, he unironicallly shares motivational speakers bullshit, 2012 memes, and listens to generic pop music like Weekend to impress girls, still can't get any. What a celfag.
by carlos_de_la_indica June 11, 2023
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Typical Door Cell:

Friend waiting in car: "Hey, Jake? Im parked right in front of your house."

Jake: "OK, Ill be right out."
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Millions have died from the cig cell
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Pulse threw a nitro cell out a window to get an easy spawn peak
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