Carsonism

Carsonism is the religion that revolves around worshiping Carson aka God himself. Carson holds a very strong power that no other regular mortal could ever posses. He is God and is the one to follow in life. He does as he pleases so you better make sure to please him.

"Hey have you heard about Carsonism?" "Yeah i have actually, im joining their ceremony tomorrow." "Great, cant wait to see you there."

by Carsons most loyal acolyte September 30, 2021

Carson

A loud main

Oh my god carson is such a loud main smh

by CroatianBirdSucker April 10, 2023

Carson

Just genuily homosexual and short. He doesn’t like women.... At all. Is as straight as a circle

Why isn’t that guy talking to his girlfriend

Oh he’s a Carson

by Big sexy pizza rolls February 8, 2020

Carson

Carson is soulmates with a girl with dark brown eyes, dark hair, a cute smile, and a nice body. Carson is sweet and kind. He's probably a swimmer and enjoys thinking about his crush. He is very romantic and will plan picnic dates and shopping dates. He thinks you're perfect and hopes to marry you. However, he's a tad but confused and doesn't know to how to show his love. He is giving you mixed signs, but Carson loves you more than you will ever know.

(Her name typically starts with an A)

Carson: Damn I would marry Her in an instant.

Her: I love you so much, but you give me mixed signs.

by Fucking ole dinosaur December 17, 2021

Carson

Carson is a very attractive male who appears mean but is actually a very kind person who will always check up on you everyday. He also has no common sense which seems to brighten his personality even more.!

Girl 1) So who’s your new intrest?
Girl 2) I really like Carson a lot
Girl 1) he seems pretty cool—— oh lord he just broke a vase
Girl 2) yep that’s Carson

by EleanorSpeaksFacts December 15, 2021

Carson Steinhoff

When you wank one out in your buddies ear when he is sleeping and he wakes up the next morning with an ear infection.

Person 1: what where you doing in their?
Person 2: I just gave him the ole Carson Steinhoff
Person 1: Fuck yea

by Skankbos41 January 27, 2025

carson judd

A little kid that is in fifth grade and loves...to play with little girls,....if you know what I mean “wink” “wink” and I’m talking to Taylor you little slut.

1. Carson Judd
You ,me, let’s be girlfriend and boyfriend 1 week later .you,me.... I cheated on you.

by Carter Patrick May 9, 2018