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Canadian Horseshoe

The act of filling a woman's vagina with maple syrup and then having sex with her.
Holy shit she let you give her a canadian horseshoe?!
by Gizzlam December 12, 2009
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canadian cheer

A famous Canadian cheer rumored to be spoken by Fur trading Voyagers dating as far back as the 17th century.
The Canadian cheer, "To beaver fever, lick it and please her!"
by stephenharper September 30, 2011
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canadian popcock

when a man covers his penis in poprocks then dips it in soda then procedes to screw the womans vagina.
My dick is still tingling from that canadian popcock i did to that girl last night.
by dragonjamer November 13, 2011
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canadian bathrobe

When you come home and take off all your clothes and rub sausage and maple syrup all over your nipples
Guy 1: Woah man why are your nipples sticky?

Guy 2: oh well I just got a Canadian bathrobe
by Spencer and Bryce October 10, 2013
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Reverse Canadian

the act of masterbating with your hand on your cock backwards.
Yo man i got bored of masterbating so i tried reverse canadian yesterday. Greatesr choice ever.
by Super boss dude guy October 31, 2010
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Canadian freeze

when a very lonely girl freezes a water bottle solid and cuts the ice cube out. then, using the cube as a dildoshe begins to masturbate with it. as she gets into it, her vaginal juices freeze and the ice dildo is frozen in her snatch, resulting in either a hot shower or in worst cases a very embarrassing trip to the doctor.
person a: Dude! u hear about the girl that gave herself a Canadian freeze!?

person b: ya!! i hear she was doing it on camera to send to her boyfriend!

Person b: damn, if i was the guy id get the hell out of that crazies life
by rufcamat February 18, 2010
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Canadian Standoff

When you are too nice to someone, and the other person is also too nice, so nothing gets done, because you are both being way too polite
I was in a Canadian standoff with Fred because I held the door for him, but he insisted I go in first, but I insisted he go ahead of me, so we stood their for 10 seconds waiting to see who would go in first...
by Henry Long Richard October 1, 2017
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