Crunch Coat

The extra weight one puts on from working extended long hours for an employer.

I still have my crunch coat from my last project.

by CyberGolem December 28, 2009

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"'Crunch'"Mariam "'Crunch'" Angelique "'Crunch'" Rodriguez "'Crunch'"

"'Crunch'"Mariam "'Crunch'" Angelique "'Crunch'" Rodriguez "'Crunch'"

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 19, 2025

kick-flick-bend-crunch

the two-person game of flicking and empty drinks can, usually over and back across a table. knock it clear from your opponent, and you score.

gee, what an exciting game of kick-flick-bend-crunch! you totally wiped the floor with me on that one. i love sports!

by the-ginger March 21, 2022

Crunch

when you absolutely sock a nigga in his jaw

Tim: holy shit, johnny just got crunched
Jim: I aint ever seen a nigga get crunched that bad

by apricottimefrostlegend_4 December 2, 2024

crunch my nan

something a european dude says when something goes wrong

"i stubbed my toe..crunch my nan bruv"

by gruwief December 13, 2022

Crunch Fetish

A niche sub-section of foot fetishes. The fetish involves biting down on people's toes to listen to the crunch.

Used in direct opposition to a Chew Fetish.

"If I bite down on her piggies and they CHEWY... she belongs to the streets."
"Yeah you've always had a crunch fetish, captain."

by risograph July 30, 2024

cap'n crunch

a cereal that rips the roof of your mouth apart

i thought i ate knifes but i have actually ate cap'n crunch

by SASUMACH STRAT May 16, 2016