An extremely handsome man, who will steal your girl. Known for his humongous penis size, wits, cunning, intelligence, and overall awesomeness. But Craig Dowman can be quite bothersome at times, although he may not mean it, and has slept with so many people he lost count at 52.
by LiterallyEveryPersonEver May 25, 2022

by Reginald von mauhmn January 1, 2019

Jenny Craig, Inc., often known simply as Jenny Craig, was an American weight loss, weight management, and nutrition company. The company had more than 700 weight management centers in Australia, the United States, Canada, and New Zealand. The program combined individual weight management counseling with a menu of frozen meals and other foods which were distributed through its centers or shipped directly to clients. On May 4, 2023, the company announced that it was going out of business after 40 years.
In 2002, Jenny Craig, Inc., was acquired by MidOcean Partners, a New York and London-based private equity investment firm, and ACI Capital, a New York-based private investment firm
by SPrice1980 May 14, 2023

by ivebeencraigified June 26, 2022

First Patient: Did you ever notice how receptionist's have no personality ...? ...Where do they find such people??
Second Patient: Oh, they get them from Craig's Lobotomy List.
Second Patient: Oh, they get them from Craig's Lobotomy List.
by phiddy February 19, 2010

To use a hollowed out party sausage roll as a flash light for your micro penis, after finishing from only one stroke you place the party sausage roll back in it packaging , to be offered to your sister.
by Almighty B0B June 24, 2024

When you put something on craig and don't follow up with it, you must put semen on a cracker and eat it.
by Shrek_papi9 April 26, 2023
