When a married woman asks if her husband would like a 3-way with her and her friend, only to find out her friend is a man halfway through sexual intercourse.
by crackBaBy123 September 10, 2010
The act of shitting on your partner's chest while they are in a crabwalk position. Your partner then proceeds to walk around the room in a crabwalk position until the shit cools.
"My girl and I went to Red Lobster last night, but it wasn't until we got home that I got to have the steamed crab!"
by Bananahammer August 20, 2009
by laser_fox March 09, 2021
When you insert your index and middle finger into a girls puss and youre thumb in her asswhole and squeeze youre thumb and ur index and middle fingers as hard as you can together
by L Nuggga July 19, 2007
Where a girl gets in the crab walk position and the male lays under her a inserts a apple in her anus. The male then eats the apple all the way down to the core.
by Dr. Bohner November 17, 2013
by Dogdevourer February 25, 2008
1)old man looking to get in little girls pants...also has a blood fetish
2)what you call your doctor if he/she comes onto you
2)what you call your doctor if he/she comes onto you
1) Guy: Why is that old guy talking to that four-year-old?
Other Guy: Oh that's Herbert, he's such a Dr. Crab. He's only talking to her because she's on her period.
2)Girl: My doctor kept touching my tits even when he didn't have to. What a Dr. Crab.
Other Guy: Oh that's Herbert, he's such a Dr. Crab. He's only talking to her because she's on her period.
2)Girl: My doctor kept touching my tits even when he didn't have to. What a Dr. Crab.
by snookiepookie October 23, 2008