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Cooter Cunt

An Adjictive describing a person who is acting like a douche
Todd: Stop saying Cooter Cunt
Austin: Stop acting like a Cooter cunt.
Ryne: Yeah Todd, you Cooter cunt
by sloth_gooey March 22, 2010
mugGet the Cooter Cuntmug.

cheesy cooter

After a long work out, the fungus that builds up in your taint that lookes like that of cheeze whiz. Can also build up when one refuses to shower. Can be best used when one chooses to zoit another.
Kodi did not shower for a week and then ran his fingers through his cheesy cooter and zoited Bill, then Myles threw up.
by T Gunz Holla April 24, 2006
mugGet the cheesy cootermug.

Cooter fluff

Old folken terms. See Queef
That chick just cooter fluffed so damn loud!
by C Stump January 18, 2009
mugGet the Cooter fluffmug.

Cooter Loafin'

When a bitch walks around without a shower for close to a week and her vagina will start to resemble a dry sponge... some may mistake it for a starfish.
"Damn, Sam forgot to pay the water bill and has been cooter loafin' all damn month.
by Sam and junk March 28, 2009
mugGet the Cooter Loafin'mug.

The Tits and The Cooter

ADJ. Analogous to the Phrase "the cock and the balls," meaning awesome. Can be used to describe the outcome of an event as especially wonderful. Emphasis is placed on the "and" in the phrase to signify the superiority of the tits and the cooter to just the tits.
Person: That Party was the tits and the cooter
by RDSII October 5, 2011
mugGet the The Tits and The Cootermug.

cooter tuft

The scraggly patch of hair above the clitaurus.
I grabbed her by the cooter tuft and made her squeal like a 15 year old Hyundai.
by HandleJ March 15, 2023
mugGet the cooter tuftmug.

Cooter Skirt

When a girl wears a skirt and chooses not to wear any underwear with it, it then becomes a cooter skirt due to the likely sighting of a pussy.
I was sitting in class the other day and the teacher wanted to have a group discussion in a circle. Well I'll be damned if I didn't get put right across from a hot girl in a skirt. I looked down and BINGO!! COOTER SKIRT!!!
by JizzyPickle February 26, 2009
mugGet the Cooter Skirtmug.

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