Reel coma

A state of altered consciousness characterized by idly scrolling Instagram reels with minimal conscious thought/overall awareness of one's surroundings and situation, similar to brain death

I was late to my ensoulment because I was in a reel coma.

by NotPieGuy November 29, 2024

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sad coma

Middle schoolers wakening up on a Monday morning.

leave me alone i'm in a sad coma state

by zxcvbnmmmmmmmmmmmmm,,lkjhgfdsa March 29, 2019

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Oxford Coma

a state of deep unconsciousness that lasts for as long as someone babbles on pretentiously about the significance of the Oxford comma.

“I immediately slip into an Oxford Coma the moment my friend Rick starts blabbering about the importance of the Oxford Comma.”

by SalvyZ August 29, 2019

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coffee coma

when u ain't u because coffee got u good and nigga gotta help u get back on game

deborah was in a coffee coma cause Deborah's usually a bitch but now she was seeing the positive side of life, after having 7 coffees

by thug ass tamato March 15, 2016

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Coma

Abbreviation for crying out my ass

Hey Nate coma did you see that fight?

by Vvs February 21, 2022

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Coma Diet

The act of losing weight while in a naturally or medically induced state of unconsciousness.

Damien lost weight while being on a Coma Diet from choking on his own puke.

Friend #1: Have you seen Damien since his coma diet?
Friend #2: He's looking good! I think he lost 40 lbs.

by ToeSniffer55 May 13, 2024

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