Crotch coma

Much like impotence for men, a crotch coma is a period of time when your lady parts cannot physically perform despite any emotional urge to get busy

I'm super attracted to him but no matter how good the foreplay is, I'm in crotch coma and cannot respond sexually.

by 518cargirl May 10, 2021

Coochie Coma

To go a long duration of time without getting laid.

“It’s been over a month man, I think I’m entering a Coochie Coma”

by Joebama Biden August 28, 2023

Update-Coma-Unfamiliarity

The feeling of being unfamiliar with a program/application/game due to an absence from using the piece of software or by not updating the software.

Yn no. 1 - "yo bro how do i share my screen in a teams meeting?"

Yn no.2 - "bruh, the way you're trying was from like 2021 Microsoft teams my nigga! 2021 teams in the big 25'.... *broken heart emoji*"

Yn no.1 - "sybau my nigga, im suffering from Update-Coma-Unfamiliarity!"

by LaQuandreOctaviousJednoquareel May 18, 2025

Thought coma

A thought coma occurs when you've been given orders by multiple coworkers, and you keep stuck by all the stuff they said though your brain can't think anymore, and your energy is drained completely.

Coworker 1: What's happening to you?
Coworker 2: Thought coma! I am back from the crisis meeting, they all shout at me orders like violent psychopaths.

by modhek February 02, 2022

bedroom coma

Points towards someone who has trouble with their sleeping schedule or was exhausted that day and went to sleep for more-or-less a day or more.

I was so tired from work and had a bedroom coma yesterday. Eventually I woke up at 6 P.M. My sleep schedule is fucked, man.

by moochia January 28, 2024

Brussels Coma

Verb.
The overeating/ forceful consumption of numerous Mussels resulting in a fatigued state or unconsciousness

"Im feeling the brussels coma coming, hold me"

by DannyBoy27DannyBoy27DannyBoy27 February 03, 2020

Anime Coma

A coma with special circumstances that can only be caused by an anime’s world/logic.

Zero Two is stuck in an anime coma, poor best girl.

by SimpleeCasual June 23, 2018