chode 

a chode is a penis that is defined by being thicker than it is long (like a tuna can) and can also be used as an offence.

(2people bithcing about bob)
barry: that bob stinks of BO
Tony: yeah! he's a rite chode!

beth: mary slept with matty and she said he had a chode lol!!
megan: OMG REALLY!!!i have 2 tell sum ppl!

chode by Callum Talbot December 1, 2007

chode 

a penis fatter than its length

Greg Russell (Buckey) has a massive diner plate size chode. Greg Russell is such a CHODE

chode by chode inc. December 9, 2002

Chode 

its not the skin between ur dumass and balls its a cock that is wider than it is long

Phantom has a 1 inch chode.

Chode by not a dumass who thinks a chode is a taint May 15, 2003

chode 

A penis that is wider than it is long
3x1

Darius is a chode-like figure. He has patches of afro that look like chodes. He dances around while saying in a high toned voice "I am a chode". (really)

chode by Friend of Chode (Seriously, we can talk to chodes. May 17, 2003

chode 

A perfectly adorable cross between a fluffy rabbit and a cute puppy.

Awww, mommyyyyyy look at the cute little chode!

chode by fwuffy wuv July 5, 2003

chode 

When a penis is wider than it is long.

Hey sister, T-Dog has a chode. You better not best be screwing him in his private spots.

chode by billy joel August 1, 2003

Chode 

A dick shaped like a can of tuna fish.

His girlfriend wanted to fuck him untill she found out he had a chode. Then she called the Chode Squadto rescue her.

Chode by Icebox November 5, 2003