California Rimjob

When your model of a wife comes in your bedroom and licks your asshole while your screwing a five dollar whore.

Hey guys, I got a california rimjob from my wife last night when i was fucking a five dollar whore.

by BigBonerJoe February 05, 2011

california gtv

a person or persons who says they are straight but watches gay porn in thier free time

Straight Gay Guy california gtv

by popoboss October 09, 2009

niggers of california

A fictional company based in California,USA. Created by GhostyX2#8796, started off as a joke when Ghost was making an email for an Azure account.

Yo! Join Niggers Of California!

by ghostyx2x October 08, 2022

California Waffle

When you shit in your roommates laptop and close it.

I just took a California waffle in Jakes MacBook, he's gonna be so pissed!

by Spagghetron April 02, 2017

California slam

When someone lays on their belly on the ground butt naked while their partner jumps off the bed and slams a california burrito down their partners ass hole.

I California slammed her ass last night.

by breztri February 23, 2021

California Mustard

When a farmer squeezes a lemon above a women vagina and the juice stings the women and causes a burning sensation.

"That chic last night really enjoyed me performing that California Mustard"

by KatelynLovesKurt June 11, 2015

Wizard California

Wiz Khalifa's full name

Person 1: "Bro do you fuck with the Wiz Khalifa song 'Black and Yellow?'"

Person 2: "Bro... I LOVE Wizard California!! That's a great song"

Person 1: "Wizard California?? Is that his full name or something? What the fuck!"

Person 2: "Yes, you must not be a real fan of the wizard then."

by Rockwell Rogers May 22, 2023