California Oil Spill

When you come inside a girl, but the condom breaks.

Fuck, looks like we've got a California Oil Spill on our hands. I'll see you in 9 months.

by FatherOfTwelve May 7, 2009

California merge

When entering a highway or freeway, when you don't merge from the entrance ramp to the road itself until the entrance lane ends, and just expect that Moses will part the traffic for you so you don't end up smashed between a semi and one of those fat-ass Hummers. So named because the sheeple in California, too oblivious to reality to actually take the initiative and merge when there's an opening *before* the lane ends, are particuarly fond of this traffic maneuver.

"Look at me, I'm following the solid white line onto the highway because I suck at life."

by Bogus December 7, 2004

California Rape Whistle

The sound made by air passing over a recently stretched anal cavity. Much like the sound of wind over the mouth of a beer bottle, but with more shame.

Tom: What was that noise?

Kevin: Tyler just walked by. He had his head down, so I think he got a new California Rape Whistle.

Tom: Oh. Makes sense.

by Kevy Metall March 5, 2012

california eyes

comparable to "bedroom eyes."

that girl is giving me serious california eyes.

by problematicjax July 5, 2017

California Cut

This term explains a strategic driving tactic used by motorists who have little to no patience. Performed during rush hour or anytime with heavy traffic...upon exiting a freeway or trying to enter a turning lane the driver cruises by hundreds of waiting cars and then slips in at the last possible second.

Passenger: "Ah man, this exit is backed up for a mile!"

Driver: "Don't worry, I'll bust a California Cut on these fools!"

by Justin Baxter March 19, 2008

California earmuffs

(N): large headphones (such as skullcandies) worn as casual accessories, oftentimes while not even connected to an mp3 player; they appear to be earmuffs because of their large size.

person a: "Hey look at Jaimee wearing her California earmuffs. SHE LOOKS SO COOOL!"

person b: "Naww dude she's old news. Everyone's tired of her. She doesn't even play music on them! She just walks around with them on. AND ITS NOT EVEN COLD."

by 4n4nn1 March 24, 2011

California Interstate

Sticking a toy car into a girl's vagina

After raiding his Hot Wheel collection he gave his sister a California Interstate

by J-Beize April 30, 2009