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California Rimjob

When your model of a wife comes in your bedroom and licks your asshole while your screwing a five dollar whore.
Hey guys, I got a california rimjob from my wife last night when i was fucking a five dollar whore.
by BigBonerJoe February 23, 2011
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California sunrise

when you're getting high and masturbating at the same time...you inhale right before you're about to cum and then exhale as you're cumming.
I had the most incredible California sunrise with the shower head this morning.
by hollyRoxxx May 12, 2020
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california zipper

When a person is shot in the the abdomen and then has to have a cut down their stomach. The scar that is left makes a line down the stomach
Did you hear about trevon he got a California zipper yesterday
by GuddaG3 August 10, 2016
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California backhander

The same thing as a Chicago backhander, but the hand goes up and down because of the lowrider from using the hydraulics
“Billy was hitting the switches as i got a California backhander.”
by California backhander February 10, 2022
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California Waffle

When you shit in your roommates laptop and close it.
I just took a California waffle in Jakes MacBook, he's gonna be so pissed!
by Spagghetron April 1, 2017
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California Rollover

When smoking weed with someone and you give them the first hit and they torch the fresh green from the whole top of the bowl
by FreedomTodd March 31, 2016
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california conservative

A California conservative is an individual who identifies as conservative but operates within the unique political landscape and cultural context of California. Unlike conservatives in other parts of the country, California conservatives tend to hold a more progressive stance on certain social issues, such as LGBTQ rights and environmental protection.

They often embrace a pragmatic approach, combining conservative fiscal policies with a willingness to support progressive social policies. California conservatives recognize the importance of fiscal responsibility and limited government intervention in economic matters. They advocate for low taxes, reduced government spending, and a business-friendly environment to foster economic growth and job creation. However, they also acknowledge the need for certain government programs and regulations to address pressing environmental challenges and income inequality. They like shooting guns.
Tyler: "I never understood how someone could be a conservative in California. Isn't it all liberal out there?"
Ryan: "Well, being a California conservative means finding common ground between conservative principles and the progressive context of the state. We focus on fiscal responsibility but also support social issues like marriage equality and protecting the environment."
Alex: "Yeah, and we like to shoot guns."
by BrysonStrong May 14, 2023
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