Cactus

An attractive heterosexual man who straight white women call a twink for some reason. Taken from The Good Place's "Is it actually a cactus?" bit.

"Timothee Chalamet is such a twink"
"He's actually a cactus"

by Sex_Addicto February 12, 2025

cactus

As used in kiwi, the song by Harry styles, a cactus is someone who is a real prick.

tom: "Ayy Gary is coming over tonight"
jeff: "what a cactus"

by Pig rolls July 02, 2020

cactus

cactus is a CANADIAN who wont stop saying shit like goodness me gosh almighty amazing oh god oh my goodness and is ANNOYING AS FUCK!!!!! they usually are found moderating animal jam servers and having no life :rofl:

bro did u see that cactus they totally STINK FART!

by DEFINITELYNOTMOLDY January 11, 2022

Cactus

A penis that is large and red and "pimped up" at the tip, and has pubic hair that is similar to that of 'cactus spikes'.

I saw your grandpa's cactus last night.

Crazy, fuck dawg! That's a big cactus.

by spoezzy March 04, 2024

Cactus

/adjective/
Used to describe something as pretty to look at but fairly boring or dangerous when approached

i.e. "wow, your elephant is cactus" "This boss sure is cactus"

by Abley Squares March 07, 2021

Cactus

A word used to express old men trying to be trendsetters but failing. The lesser version of the word Danky.

That flan is so Cactus. Tank and Preacher wishes their Cactus was Danky!

by sir-danksalot August 01, 2018

Cactus

Synonym for prick

James was such a cactus last night
Aren't you right

by The Aussie Fucker December 04, 2019