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Monkey Time

Expression referring to the desperate attempt to get the bartender's attention. Appropriate to use when the bar is crowded. Originates from North-East Iceland.
"Wow, look at all those people at the bar, I don't fancy joining that monkey time".
by IcelandBoy August 25, 2017
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Apex Time

It’s a time Between 11:00pm to 3:00 am were you and your friends play this amazing new battle royal game named “apex legends”, apex time is a nature call for pro apex gamers that it’s grind time!!!
Guy1:hey why are you still awake do you know what time it is?!
Guy2: umm 11:00pm?
Guy:no it’s APEX TIME!!!!
by Gangbanger🍆🍆 March 1, 2019
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abdully time

When you're about to go absolutely insane in a sport, game, test, or anything in that matter. You absolutely must let everyone in your surroundings be aware that you are about to, by shouting "IT'S ABDULLY TIME". However, this power does have its weaknesses, as you must pull off something amazing as you have stated that it is indeed abdully time. If you don't you will look like an idiot and be ridiculed for the remaining time you have on this planet.
General Clark: "Shit! We're surrounded! Drop your weapons and surrender lads, this one's over."

Private Johnson: "Not yet, sir. Not until I have pulled this one off. IT'S ABDULLY TIME"
by derpherpderpherp January 15, 2019
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Lame Time

Lame Time regards NBA player Damian Lillard's inability to hit clutch shots and streaky shooting throughout games. Though having a plethora of game winning shots, Lillard has even more instances of choking, and his true shooting percentage in 4th quarters proves that.
Lame Time went 0-3 in the last two minutes of last night's game- that's why the Blazers lost.
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time disabled

An adjective used to describe a person who is absolutely unable to keep track of time, no matter how hard they try.
So to defend her own seemingly rude and antisocial behavior, my totally time disabled wife says to me, “well really, what’s the difference if I am or am not there at 11 o’ clock, I mean time as you know it only actually exists in your universe,” as she goes on to cite some highly esoteric physics principles that very few people would be able to understand.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2021
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What time is it

The Question to the Almighty Answer to the Meaning of Life, the Universe and Everything, which is 42.

It was calculated by the super-computer known as Earth, after millions of years of evolution.

Quick discovery after the calculation was the Almighty Outcome. It happens when the Almighty Question is posed and the Almighty Answer is answered, and consists in smoking weed.
the Almighty Question: “What time is it”
the Almighty Answer: “4:20”
the Almighty Outcome: “Let’s smoke some weed then”
(In the following example, “42” was translated to Earth language, which is “4:20”)
by Not Makar at all March 6, 2022
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Nig Time

Arriving late to a scheduled event at least twice as long as original promised time.
Hey man what time you coming over?
Uh in 30 minutes!
.... an hour later
damn this fool must be runnin on nig time
by bruddaman February 23, 2011
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