Browse Reddit

Other then actually browsing reddit it means to go watch porn and masturbate.

"I'll talk to you later I got to.. go browse reddit.

by JacobTehBaws September 1, 2014

Browser Shopping

Looking at things you cant afford on the internet whilst having the utmost desire to purchase.

Person 1: I was looking at this sick Ferrari, it's only $350K. I want it sooo bad!
Person 2: Dude, you can barely make rent, you don't have $350K.
Person 1: Naw, I know. I was just browser shopping. Look at how clean it is!
Person 2: Ahhh. Let me see it!

by ringtail November 20, 2014

Browsing the gallery

(V.) An alternate way of saying masturbation without feeling too awkward.
A more enjoyable and relaxed form of masturbation.

Family member: "So what have you been doing in your spare time, Dear?"
You: "Not much. Mostly just browsing the gallery."
Family member: "Oh...That's nice!"
You: "Yes. Yes it is."

by StickyStickyy April 8, 2017

Incognito Browsing

Slang for watching pornography.

David: Your wrist looks pretty jacked up, how'd you injure it?
Mike: I was incognito browsing all night.

by Rwhite84 June 29, 2016

check my browser history

a phrase used for claiming prior knowledge of an idea, a concept, a phrase or any other piece of electronically distributable information.

You: Hey Kirk I have a great new idea that called the semantic web that I am coining Web 3.0.

Kirk: No way broseph, I have been thinking about that all year, check my browser history!

by choppps June 24, 2008

bowsoo

Medically proven to be a creature with any abnormally large body feature, in which a gravitational field lies that attracts copious amounts of members from the opposite sex.

A man with a large head, attracting alot of attention from various women during a period of short to medium time, in his close proximaty.

by anonymous October 15, 2004

Brewshky

An alcoholic that gets pleasure from drinking excessive amounts of jack daniels, beating the shit out of his son and breaking the thick jack daniels bottle over his head. He also can be found driving the car into the pool telling his hallucinations in a drunken rage to "get out of the road you bastards"
Also see the drunken milkman.

I just had an urge to break this bottle over my head, I'm as drunk as Brewshky.

by 22 and in the band March 29, 2005