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beckner

noun, a person that can speak random crap for hours, whether it be about a pentitentary, farms, 9/11, or past duck hunting experiences. Can be male or female
Person 1: My teacher is such a beckner
Person 2: What does he talk about
Person 1: He just went on for 2 hours about winning the lottery and what he would do with it
by Newbergtiger May 1, 2016
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Beckett

Seems shy or mean but when you get to know him he is actually very nice and outgoing. Usually is blonde and not the tallest but not the shortest. Good in relationships and will try to be the best person possible and help you whenever. Likes rap music and stays in his room a lot. Plays sports and is looking for a relationship but everybody thinks of him as a friend. Also a meme lord.
Beckett: *makes joke*
His crush: Haha! I wish I could find someone like you.
Beckett: Aw shit, here we go again.
by BishEnskskCushsKjsjEnsThsnshT November 5, 2019
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The Becki Account

A fake identity / profile used to hide obvious insecurities and fears.

The Becki Account can often be found following men around on the internet.
"What do you call a person with no job, no friends, no money and an unhealthy obsession with men on the internet? The Becki Account
by The Becki Account December 31, 2011
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glenn-becked

To ask someone to prove a negative.
'glenn-becked': as in being asked to disprove a negative which originated in a lie.

President Barack Obama was 'glenn-becked' when he was accused or being a racist by Beck, or having to go to the trouble to disprove something patently false, as was the claim that he was not a 'native born' citizen, the lie was first thrown in planet 'Right Wing' back in the 2008 Presidential campaign.

The claim was totally proved as spurious, but the damage was already done, right winger extremists who listen to these shock jocks, Beck, Limbaugh, Savage, et al, wholeheartedly believed the lie and have been repeating it ever since.

So, Obama has been 'Glenn-Becked' several times.

Coming full circle, Glenn Beck himself is being 'glenn-becked' by being asked that he disprove the internet rumor that he raped and killed a girl in 1990
by one more someone else September 11, 2009
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beck

não sei se o beck me fuma ou sou eu é que fumo o beck

I dont know if the weed is smoking me or if im smoking the weed.
by Frank Crocker May 26, 2006
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Beckham

v. To miss the net in a penalty shot in football (soccer). Originated when David Beckham flagrantly shanked the ball over the net in an important qualifier for the 2004 Euro Cup against Turkey.
1. Messi just Beckhamed it!!!
2. Don't let Dominic take the penalty, he's just gonna Beckham it
by Dendroica December 18, 2013
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Beckham

Shaving your pubes to the length of David Beckham's stubble.
I'm gonna Beckham later so make sure you knock before coming in....and turn off the A/C and fan.
by K-Noodle November 10, 2009
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