Bread cult

I am bread you are bread he is bread she is bread it is bread together we are loaf,praise the sun it gives us grain so bagels can be made. Nothing will slice our loaf,not even the big sharp metal things,but if they do they will separate us into mutants like what this one human did to my wife, i guess i can rub up against my breador’s back too.

Bread cult will prevail

by Evilerskull September 24, 2018

Bread Leg

When you slap your legs with bread

Me:We got any bread boys?
Homies: Yeah, bread leg *All begin to slap their legs with bread*

by BigChedda420 May 8, 2019

white bread sex

plain, boring, basic sex. probably missionary. awkward and completely lacking any sex appeal, typically silent and zero eye contact.

like vanilla, but worse.

guy 1: cheated on my girl last night, wasn’t even worth it.

guy 2: damn, how bad could it have been?
guy 1: white bread sex.

guy 2: would have been better off busting your own nut :/

by aaliyahwitdafattie January 6, 2020

bread blasting

When you get a french loaf shoved deep inside of your anal cavity/vaginal cavity.

All was fine and well until her dad walked, balls deep, no hair, bread blasting his daughter.

by NNNNN1NNNNN January 23, 2020

parmesan flat bread

extreme deep throat

my girl friend just gave some extreme parmesan flat bread to some random guy

by Meow say Meow April 18, 2010

Lava and Bread

Sex

Man those two just did the lava and bread.

by teinkie February 10, 2018

You know, it's like bread.

Used as an answer to something really obvious.

Person 1: What's 2+2?
Person 2: You know, it's like bread.

Person 1: Let's go to Disney World!
Person 2: What's that??
Person 1: You know, it's like bread.

by lolashleysays October 21, 2010