Backwards blumpkin

When girl takes a shit and gives her man head!

My man stepped out of the shower to get a backwards blumpkin!!

by Cooki24.7 November 14, 2025

Backwards beartrap

When you make a device that is in a person's mouth, then it opens up instead of closing ripping the part of the skull above the jaw off.

Dude, this guy owed me money, so I put a Backwards beartrap on him.

by Sweatycumstain December 3, 2025

alphabet backward

Almost everybody knows the alphabet forward. But do you also know it backward? Not yet? Here is it:
ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA

Friend: Hey, do you know the alphabet backward.
Me: Yes, I do. ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA
Friend: Wow, that is really cool!

by Sett August 14, 2017

Mentally Backwards

Someone who is so stupid that they can't do simple taks such as tying their laces.

Another way of saying retarded, mentally challenged and mentally impaired

Bob: Can you help me write me name
Bobby: Can't you do that own your own
Bob:No
Bobby:Are you fucky mentally backwards

by bigboy johnny April 30, 2019

Underhanded Backwards Bonesaw

when you totally, fucking, like just grab someone’s entire spine when you’re having sex, and then you rip it out and grind it up and snort it like cocaine

“we sentence you to death for carrying out the Underhanded Backwards Bonesaw”

by BoschBaby April 25, 2021

A Backwards Foot

something that has or can have both favorable and unfavorable consequences

Ether way it’s a backwards foot

by Densely Curry June 14, 2021

The Backwards Pasta

When a person make a fresh plate of pasta with pasta sauce (usually a red sauce) and needs someone to shove the entire dish of noodles in sauce in their ass to be able to reach climax

Jeff sent me like 17 pictures of his pasta dish. He must really want me to do the Backwards Pasta on him.

by Soggybiacuiiiit November 14, 2021