The nothing box

A box that is inside if every man's brain that allows men to think about ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

Person one: What are you thinking about?
Person two: Nothing
Person three: (to person two) He's in The nothing box

by GChMp March 8, 2019

Box Syndrome

Box syndrome is when you have a good job but decide to drink and be depressed so instead of staying at your job you decide to switch jobs every 2 months
loser unstable alcoholic

Hey man is Robert switching jobs again? Yes that fool has box syndrome

by Tater85 October 8, 2018

Box-whisperer

A hyper-sexual lesbian with the ability to turn any woman gay.

Example: The girl at the party who can make out with any girl there.

Used in a sentence: She is such a cock-blocking box-whisperer

by RockfordSlang September 4, 2013

groan box

groan box is slang from the 1920's for the delightful instrument known as the accordian.

a groan box is certainly not something sexual. It is however the instrument of ultimate ecstasy. The Accordian.

by theultimategroanboxer June 10, 2011

Mandora's Box

Mandora's Box is the reckoning that men unleash on individuals--or society--for lack of redress of grievance by the State. Mandora's box can be opened when a man or men are cheated or treated unfairly by the system, especially in matters concerning family or divorce courts.

Man 1: "Did you see the evening news last night? Some dude shot and killed his wife's divorce attorney in cold blood."

Man 2: "Geez, this has been happening a lot lately. Looks like Mandora's Box has been opened..."

by Silky Ink Studios June 11, 2019

Axe box

An axe box is a confined space or room filled with Axe body spray. This can be accomplished with an axe bomb or naturally occurs any boys high school or college locker room. Being in one for even a few minutes will leave you smelling like axe for days. May also cause headaches or brain damage that leaves you believing that axe actually smells good.

my roommate axe boxed our dorm. kill me.

by payjamapants April 5, 2016

box music

Box music is a term that refers to what was once known as alternative music back in the 90's. Nirvana, Pearl Jam, etc. The reason why the term evolved was because in college, students would go outside to smoke, these students would sit around the "call box" used to call up to the dorm room for guests to be let in. These "box people" often listened to this genre of music, thus the term.

Everytime I see Matt, he is listening to that box music on his stereo.

by Twartacus May 8, 2006