boss poop

The last or largest poop to come out before wiping.

(Coined by my 4 year old son in a restaurant restroom)
Mommy: Brady, are you done?
Brady: No, I'm waiting for the Boss Poop.
Mommy: What's a Boss Poop.
Brady: ...the last poop to come out...

by Crapper™ July 22, 2016

Tuba Boss

tuba bosses consist of a musical piece, usually using a brass instrument, and a guy wearing a tuba as a costume. search up tuba knight on youtube to get a common idea.

Tuba bosses are cultural masterpieces

by hey shitass October 28, 2020

boss hats

Elementary level slang term for "Ball Sack".

Ouch! Jenny just kicked Jack-o in the boss hats for taking her apple at lunch!

by tickleman March 15, 2019

Jack Boss

A Jack Boss is a really weird kind of person. Very emotional and probably gay. He’s really nice to everybody but he tends to put others before himself. Very much a weirdo though! Kinda gay.

Jack is such a Jack Boss! He’s so gay and nice!

by ToriScottSmelly October 14, 2022

The Boss We

Much like The Spousal We.... meaning "You". Your Boss would use this when he/she has an undesirable task to assign, but doesn't want to appear unpopular by telling you to do it.

The Boss We: "Hmm, the system is down but these budget reports must get out by tomorrow. What we need to do is work all night and crunch numbers by hand. Too bad I can't stay and help, see you in the morning."

by Avenger94 February 23, 2009

gang boss

1. The best rapper in South Korea
2. The boss of Bbalgang

A: Oh, are you gang boss?
B: damn , you know my name?
A: Yeah, i know. You are the boss of Bbalgang.

B: That’s right. Bbalganbool is the only way to reach liberation.

by kkimo September 17, 2023

boss's day

A dumb, completely pointless holiday invented by greeting card companies to sell more cards. A concept that hasn't and (hopefully) never will catch on. On this day you're supposed to thank your boss for "being kind and fair" and buy him some stupid card, but really, its just a classic hallmark holiday. Ironically, most people seem to resent their bosses anyway so whats the point?

Joe: I got a card for my boss, because today is Boss's Day!
Mike: What the hell is "Boss's Day"?
Joe: Its a day where we show our appreciation of our boss!
Mike: You're an idiot who blindly follows dumb trends, you know that?

by NewClear October 11, 2012