bong goggles

After smoking, the misperception that people are interesting

I was hanging with the lamest people last night. Must have been the bong goggles.

by grasshiphopper November 29, 2014

Meat Bong

The act of having the tip of your cock sucked, while receiving a hand job, then having your testicles lit on fire after they have most likely been soaked in a flammable liquid or material

Hey man I got to try out a Meat Bong last night! "Really? How was it?" IT FUCKING HURT!!

by Some guy from the DRAKWEB August 30, 2017

Bong dong

When you can't get a boner because you're so fucking high.

Sweetie, it's okay! It happens to every guy.

No, I'm telling you, it's just bong dong!

by GayBlaine October 9, 2014

energy bong

A bong that has energy drink as the bong water. It adds small flavour of the energy drink.
In South Australia it’s also called a nuclear bong.

Tessa: What you smoking a bong?
Rachel: yeah an energy bong!
Tessa: why?
Rachel: You taste the energy while smoking!!!
Tessa: pass it here, I want some
*Tessa smokes it with monster energy drink creating an unique taste*

by tastytyr July 1, 2020

Bog Bong

The act of shitting and have a bong

Xan: Come have a bong

Caps: I can’t I’m shitting

Xan : that’s all good just have a Bog Bong

by ShelfinXans January 25, 2022

bong virus

A cough or common cold that a group of friends, who smoke weed together, acquire when one jackass hits the bong with out informing people that they are sick.

*Cough Cough* " what's wrong dude?" "Bong virus man"

"A bong virus? What's that"

"We were all smoking the other day and Dakins dumbass was sick and didn't tell us so were all sick now"

by Reddd dogg November 22, 2014

Bong Cough

After a few weeks of ripping, you will feel a sensation in your throat after a rip and just want to cough your fucking brains out. Usually leaves your body randomly and you never know how long it could last.

Possible Symptoms:
-severe cough upon ripping
-excessive spitting post rip
-tightening of chest
-short of breath
-immense dehydration

*takes rip* “Yo after that rip I think I have bong cough!”

by meesandauds July 17, 2018