Rule of blonde

You CANT be mad , angry, upset or anoyed with blonde females.

~Omg, i got SO MAD at my girl.
- Wait, isn’t she blonde?

~Yes, why?
- You cant be mad at her, its THE RULE OF BLONDE.

by Liferules420 July 14, 2023

Dogbutt Blonde

The color of an English Cream Retriever's butt on a sunny day the middle of March, also used to describe a girl's hair color.

Dude, that girl's hair was dogbutt blonde!

by Toastmaster Trev March 5, 2020

blond distortion

An experiance by a hetero man when he sees a girl with long blond hair. The girl may or may not be fugly but he will but unsure for sometime.

She is really a brute, when I banged here I was under blong distortion.

by Maximus August 6, 2003

Blonde at heart

A guy who would be blonde he was a girl. or a girl who is like a blonde ceptin fer her hair color. ussually only spoken arond friends

Nice... ur so stupid...
So are you!
Naw im just blonde at heart

by Pimpin in Pink November 26, 2004

blonde moment

When something possesses you to say something really stupid

If I could fly, I would teach penguins how to...whoops, *blonde moment*

by jeeeeew October 1, 2003

bottle blonds

A women that dyes her hair blonde to garner attention and power. Sometimes the power is used for bad and manipulative means, particular when the women is of lower socioeconomic class.

She dyed her hair blond and now thinks she is a goddess. Bottle blonds.

by KARMA MRA MGTOW October 1, 2014

Measurement Blonde

A blonde who gets off on giving black guys head so she can compare dick sizes.

Yo dat blonde took me measurement fo shizzle... wait, what am I saying, I'm an accountant!

by major_delmac March 1, 2005