benefishiary

A thieving bird, reptile, or mammal that swipes an angler's catch while his back is turned.

I always bring a large old-fashioned metal drink-cooler to store my catch in, so that some winged or four-legged meal-marauder doesn't become the benefishiary of my hard-won fillets!

by QuacksO October 28, 2018

benefit supper

A community-sponsored meal that's intended to raise funds through free-will donations, but which in the end often merely "benefits" multitudes of freeloaders who just come for the free food, and then quietly leave again without dropping any money in the donations-cup.

If towns would not charge such outrageous sums in properly-taxes, there might likely be fewer "abusers" of benefit suppers, since there would be fewer cash-strapped folks who would sulkily feel that they were "owed" free meals due to their already having shelled out grossly-excessive amounts for their property-taxes.

by QuacksO February 8, 2019

Benefir

The process of preparing mentally and physically to take a poo

Muriel was running late for a meeting and as she was walking across town she couldn't help thinking about the benefirs.

by Really Generic Pseudonym February 25, 2019

Bene

the best god on earth better than pracheta at basketball

Bene gon' beat him up at basketball. "I wish I could be as good as Bene"

By Kavin

by Fantom_GOD May 31, 2019

Benediction

The act of blessing others with good fortune, usually by prayer or well wishing.

The priest closed the service with a parting prayer of benediction.

by on September 23, 2019

Benedict Gooch

When someone has planned to work for you but when your work destination changes, they suddenly can’t work foe you, anymore. You’ve Benedict Gooch.

P1: Can you work for me?
P2: Yes.
P1: Just an FYI, You’ll be working at this other location.
P2: Oh, no, sorry man I can’t.
P1: Man, you’ve Benedict Gooch.

by P1, not P2 April 17, 2021

benedita

She is to energetic. She is a nice girl but she chooses her friends if the others don't matter.
She also runs around like a phsyco on the loose. She is kind of shy but will yell A LOT.

She also embarrasses the ones around her. She HATES HER MASK!

Wow that's such a benedita!

by Jsgsgs June 24, 2021