barried

when you are so drunk beyond belief there is no other word to describe it

Person 1: were you drunk last night

Person 2: yeah man i was totally Barried. I fell asleep in the pub!

by bolton86 March 11, 2010

dingle berries

gradual biuld-up of fecal matter that viciously clings to the anal hairs often the reason for itchy assholes

by Anonymous May 1, 2003

dingle berries

Little berry shaped objects of unkown origin that cling to the hair of stoutbitches ass and are mistaken for the "G" spot by gaybe.

gaybe worked the dingle berries ferociously, BUTT only ended up with stink finger.

by gaybe May 14, 2003

pillow barrier

Ostensibly a sex-prevention device, the Pillow Barrier is simply a cushion strategically placed by the female partner in order to prevent physical contact during sleeping hours. Quite often, the male eroneously believes he is cuddling an arm or breast, only to wake up and discover that a pillow was the object of his affections.

Yesterday morning, while my girlfriend was at work, I unintentionally ejaculated all over her pillow barrier; I then allowed a lactating cat to spill milk all over it - that was before I gave the dizzy kitten a gentle squeeze, whereby he shat and pissed on it. And she still kept the barrier there last night - evidently, I smell worse...

by Googles September 24, 2005

berridge

Ten pounds (i.e. pounds sterling, British money, GBP) in pound coins.

Can you give me a berridge for a tenner (=ten pound note)? I need change for parking.

by Rotho March 17, 2009

bertie

A Grass after the london Gangster Bertie Smalls

Don't bring tom he's a bertie

by Ryan_m3 November 5, 2007

barrier

cock block; INTERRUPTER

My best frind was about to have sex on his pingpong table, right before I barriered his ass!

by jacxko November 13, 2005