When you receive a blowjob from someone who either wears braces or uses their teeth, creating great discomfort
Person 1: How was your date last night?
Person 2: Not great. When things got dicey, she gave me a blender blowjob. It took 12 stitches to attach my foreskin again.
Person 2: Not great. When things got dicey, she gave me a blender blowjob. It took 12 stitches to attach my foreskin again.
by HornyKangarooNutsOnYou December 6, 2022
Get the Blender Blowjob mug.Act of drinking a handle bottle of liquor at the first sign of flu or cold symptoms, bringing your blood alcohol level to about .35, and killing any germs present in the human body.
Glen, "man James you looked like shit yesterday, I was sure you were coming down with that nasty flu that's going around."
James, "I was, but I did a Medicinal Bender by drinking a handle of Beam, killed all those germs before I woke up!"
James, "I was, but I did a Medicinal Bender by drinking a handle of Beam, killed all those germs before I woke up!"
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The act of sticking multiple penis's in a cooking pot and stirring them around with a wooden spoon and olive oil.
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Looks like Mya is on a sneaky bender this week, she’s blasted on this fine Tuesday morning and skipping her classes.
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