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Blender Blowjob

When you receive a blowjob from someone who either wears braces or uses their teeth, creating great discomfort
Person 1: How was your date last night?
Person 2: Not great. When things got dicey, she gave me a blender blowjob. It took 12 stitches to attach my foreskin again.
by HornyKangarooNutsOnYou December 6, 2022
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Medicinal Bender

Act of drinking a handle bottle of liquor at the first sign of flu or cold symptoms, bringing your blood alcohol level to about .35, and killing any germs present in the human body.
Glen, "man James you looked like shit yesterday, I was sure you were coming down with that nasty flu that's going around."

James, "I was, but I did a Medicinal Bender by drinking a handle of Beam, killed all those germs before I woke up!"
by TuckDCconnect January 7, 2011
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Meat Blender

The act of sticking multiple penis's in a cooking pot and stirring them around with a wooden spoon and olive oil.
Wow my sister got home from college last week, boy were there were alot of meat blenders...
by nmsnow65 September 6, 2010
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Shaft Blender

when a female blows multiple guys and spits all of the ejaculation from each guy into a blender to pour into her own vagina and live the mystery of who the father is.
person 1: whose the father of that boy?
person 2: no one knows, his mom was a shaft blender.
by STSgaming June 25, 2016
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boner bender

Bob took viagra and went on a boner bender with Sally, Janet, Brian and Brenda.
by WCMC in Cincinnati September 2, 2016
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Greedy bender

Is he a batty boy? Nah he's a greedy bender
by sunny as fuck February 15, 2017
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sneaky bender

An alcohol or drug binge spanning several days (usually week days). Generally sneaks up on the person or people who are participating. Following standard bender rules, you have to be wearing the same clothes that you started the bender with for it to be considered a bender.
Looks like Mya is on a sneaky bender this week, she’s blasted on this fine Tuesday morning and skipping her classes.
by Eman9000 March 14, 2022
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