Baseball

a sport played by pussies that can man up and play a contact sport.

Hey Nick look it’s those pussies playing baseball

by CCake from state farm May 23, 2020

Baseball

A fat, obese, universe wide ball with the average weight of 2763 black holes. It can usually be seen eating everything in sight or staring down screens that kick puppies.

Baseball is the reason for the worldwide food shortage

by Bow The Fashion Expert January 05, 2024

Mario Superstar Baseball

Mario Superstar Baseball is one of the most underrated Mario sport's game

Me:Want to play Mario Superstar Baseball

Friend:Sure

by Shrek124 March 09, 2021

baseball hugs

“Good luck team, and Bailey hit the hell out of the ball you can do it. Text me after every game. GO TEAM, put your team on the map... ((Baseball hugs)) Aunt Pat!

Aunt Pat gives the best baseball hugs.

by #Baseballhugs March 10, 2018

Let’s play baseball

Usually said in a sexual manner towards a baseball player or a fan of baseball.

Babe let’s play baseball in the bedroom tonight

by ZeroSage August 20, 2018

Drowning my baseballs

Putting you in a bad mood or letting you down. Giving you bad vibes or harsh judement, particularly when you just want to be in a good mood.

I've been having a great day, then you come in and start drowning my baseballs.

by TheLyoness March 12, 2023

A lion with a baseball bat

What you tattoo on your own back so people know not to mess with you. WARNING: Could be mistaken for a butt with a wig playing the oboe.

Person 1: That's a lion with a baseball bat
Person 2: Kinda looks like a butt with a wig playing the oboe.

by Exxacto February 20, 2023