Band Kid

A band kid, also known as a reddit kid, is a person whose humor consists if t-poses, deep fried memes, a severe misunderstanding of post-irony, the USSR (100% this person is non-communistic and thinks Stalin created communism), the 🅱️ meme, and etc.
Sidenote: Not all people in band are band kids, and band kids not in bad are simply referred as a reddit kid.

Nathan: Have you seen what Kyle has been posting recently?
Damian: Yeah its just shitty 2018 memes and PewDiePie quotes. What a band kid.

by Actually_Sorabji August 21, 2022

Marmite band

A band that one either adores or despises, rather like the popular food spread.

Muse is definitely a Marmite band.

by @FellatioHornblower August 22, 2016

platinum band

The ones who were featured in the cha-cha slide. You know exactly what I’m talking about or else you wouldn’t be here right now.

This is something new
The Casper Slide part two
Featuring the Platinum Band
And this time
We're going to get funky
Funky

by Forgive Marcel March 11, 2023

band hair

hair style that someone wears when they're obviously trying to show that they are in a band. usually it's messy, covering one eye, straightened and has product in it.

Tim: "Man, your hair is really messy looking. But... it looks like you put some effort into it."
Joe: "Yeah, I'm in a band. Obviously."

also, all the members of most popular scene bands have band hair.

by eiiiiiilert October 8, 2009

Amazing band

1. Somehow a description of every single word and phrase in existence.

Wow, I never knew Diorama was an amazing band. I always thought it was a miniature model representing a 3d scene.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 20, 2021

Auto Bands

American rapper.

Automatically touching (racks) thousands of dollars.

Coming to the stage...Auto Bands!

by Linkupinc June 26, 2020

marching band

Months of physical excretion that pushes even the best band student to their breaking point. It consist of a series of vocal commands such as gush and go, rep it again, and set this dot.

non musical friend: Marching band isn't a sport
Marching band student: What do you call running, marching and standing for three hours strait?!

by Marching.Band.Geek September 26, 2018