douche bagel

synonym for douche bag; not necessarily used in a negative way.

"hey douche bagel, what's up?"
"that guy is a fucking douche bagel!"

by Still Mandurr May 27, 2006

Jewish Bagel

Large Roll Of Money.

Check Out Dis Jewish Bagel, I'm Rich As Shit

by Blenderface/Son0fABurrito August 20, 2009

Bagel Fucker

one who fucks bagels

christopher fucks bagels, so he is a bagel fucker

by stevemitchellisfuckinhilarious December 30, 2008

aids on a bagel

Not to be confused with Aids Bagels; acquiring a homosexual disease via non-homosexual method i.e. sex with a woman infected with said disease, being born with said disease, or changing oil ;-). The origin of putting in the term "bagel" was lost sometime late in the summer of 2008

Would you like your Aids on a 8 inch sausage?

no thank you, I prefer my aids on a bagel

by Burt R. February 4, 2009

Beef bagel

A sexual act, in which two people perform a ring toss themed game with bagels, and an erect penis. The bagel tosser then eats the bagel(s) which were tossed onto the erect penis. Hence the name, "beef bagel".

Josh: Oh dude, I played beef bagel with this chick the other night.

Dan: Oh yeah? How'd it go?

Josh: She got so into it, she almost bit my dick off.

Dan: Oh.. dayum.

by harlex April 21, 2010

buttering the bagel

kind of like waxing the carrot . . . but more like punching the clown, really.

dashboard confessional sounds like my neighbor buttering the bagel.

by mickey bien September 24, 2006

Whiskey Bagel

When a girl pretends to be dried up from too much whiskey consumption, but really just doesn't want to have sex with the disgusting beast laying next to her.

The guy looked like a homeless serial killer, I had to use the whiskey bagel.

by Statie November 14, 2010