Indonesian Bagel Bust

When you pop an asscherry in extreme heat. The O ringis so hot it's dry and toasted, the resulting aftermath looks like kaya (an Indonesian jam) spread over a bagel.

Damn man, I assfucked the missus for the first time while on vacation in Florida, during a heat wave. Ended up having an Indonesian Bagel Bust for brunch.

by Sturdy Danny McGee December 8, 2009

Moldy Bagel

Giving oral to a woman with a vaginal infection.

Did you hear Cody gave moldy bagel last night??!

Yeah, I hear he loved it.

by grooss December 18, 2010

giz bagel

a bagel in which the condiments have been replace with man juice contrast to the usual butter or cream cheese

The customer was acting rather snobbish so the cook gave him a nice warm giz bagel

by captchris1212 January 14, 2008

schmo bagel

term of endearment for a goofball or someone who does something silly

Why did you put your keys in the refrigerator, you schmo bagel?

by Joy Schmoe December 7, 2010

impotent bagel

a bagel in desperate need of toasting, without which it is impotent in terms of it's edibility and taste factor.

this impotent bagel does nothing for me

by person.001 March 26, 2011

Tallagh Bagel

An inflammation of the anus due to excessive irritation from frequent anal intercourse. The association with Tallagh originates from a dramatic increase of anal inflammation seen in the south Dublin town of Tallagh during the summer of 2004.

"Decko has to stand on the bus for 3 weeks due to the fact that he has Tallagh Bagel so can't sit down without experiencing discomfort"

by LemonShavedHead October 19, 2011

Hurt Bagel

A hurt bagel is an adjective used for a person who is violently high. Usually when a person consumes high amounts of THC they may experience symptoms such as couch lock, spacing out, an inability to form coherent sentences etc. Such symptoms indicate that the victim of THC's wrath has become a hurt bagel.

Steve: "Yo look at John over there, he's so blasted! He hasn't said a word in the past hour and he's been staring at that lamp for at least thirty minutes!"
Mark: "Yeah dude he's way too ripped. He's just a hurt bagel right now."

by Stephan422 June 10, 2014