Skunk Like a Badger

When someone is terrible at something you call them Skunk Like a Badger, as they stink like a skunk and look like a badger (go outside you wont).

Samantha: Playing Fortnite with Dave
Dave: fucking annihilates Samantha.
Dave: "You're bad, you're free, literally and figuratively dogwater, straight up Skunk Like a Badger, any askers?"

by ClownJuice August 31, 2021

Vadge Badge

Any noticable remnant left behind by a vagina, usually on one's person or property.

"I fucked a chick on the rag lastnight and I've still got the vadge badge on my cock."

"My fingers still smell like pussy. Get a whiff of this vadge badge."

by Rock Tober August 27, 2008

Badger

Adjective.

Complete confusion about a certain situation.

Not in possession of one's mental faculties.

"Thank you for explaining but I'm completely badger."

After Sean's explanation, Lewis was badger and speechless.

by It's Coach Frank May 26, 2011

vadge badge

A well-groomed, preferably small area of pubic hair on a woman.

That bikini bottom barely hid her vadge badge!

by Dadadadadainspecthergadget September 1, 2010

Badge Sucker

A person, male or female, sexually attracted to badge-wielding authority figures.

Ellen: That cop was hot!
Meg: That fat one? With the greasy moustache?
Ellen: Yeah!
Meg: You are such a Badge Sucker.

by Moontos December 11, 2008

Honey Badger

Daniel Ricciardo. Daniel is the Honey Badger. Fearless and doesn’t give a shit about things that don’t matter to him

“Who is that?”
“that’s the honey badger”
“oh, daniel Ricciardo.”

by h0n3ybadg3r August 22, 2021

badger

A bad bloke, Someone who has done something to dissapoint a team or group of mates.

Bondy, you didnt give me fuel money you badger!

Bondy hurry up you badger

Your a badger

by Ziley November 30, 2006