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hairy bun

A woman's vagina that is surrounded on all sides by at least a moderate to an excessive amount of pubic hair such that the vaginal opening is almost completely obscured from view.
Donna: OMG, Dave just text me that he wants us to make a sandwich tonight!
Sue: A sandwich?!? For dinner?!! Yeah that's odd.
Donna: No silly! Not a sandwich to eat. He want us to have sex. He'll supply the meat with his cock and I'll provide the provide the bread via my hairy bun.
Sue: Hairy bun?!?

Donna: Yeah, it's a complete jungle down there I haven't mowed the lawn since college and that was 10 years ago. But Dave says it keeps his meat extra warm when he wants a sandwich.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
mugGet the hairy bunmug.

golden bun

Cuming inside of a Peurtoricans asshole and then squishing ther ass cheeks together.

Also a dish at some Chinese restaurants.
I gave Juan a golden bun.
by Kberger4499 December 8, 2018
mugGet the golden bunmug.

dunging bun

wrapping several layers of "terlit" paper around itself to avoid 'soiling' the fingers! the final result looking somewhat like a spinster librarian's hair "bun" on the back of her head !

one CANNOT WIPE a stuck "nugget" , and HOPEFULLY has nitrile or surgical gloves !
i made a dunging bun to avoid touching my "grease release"

i blew a "bad dung", employed a dunging bun , then dunging gloves!
by michael foolsley January 17, 2022
mugGet the dunging bunmug.

Bad Buns

An expression used to let your buddies know that a female whom possesses a pair of sweet cheeks is nearby and in sight.
Damn, would you look at those bad buns!
by Lil Gabey Wabey July 10, 2015
mugGet the Bad Bunsmug.

Bun Club

The bun club is a exclusive club for those with buns in their hair. All types of buns count, mini buns, small buns, large buns, messy buns (messy buns are the best).
"Imagine not being a part of the Bun Club, what a loser."
by Soybean Studios October 30, 2020
mugGet the Bun Clubmug.

Bun dino

Similar to a But pirate, but more like a dinosaur.
Wow that Bun dino is tearing that gay dude apart.
by Kevin Flanagan October 21, 2008
mugGet the Bun dinomug.

Bun Sniffer

Smelling a vag before you lick it, suck it, or fuck it.
Hey bro, did you Bun Sniffer before you fucked her.
by Big Curt August 13, 2010
mugGet the Bun Sniffermug.

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