When a person is frequently spewing obvious lies to everyone that someone has to immediately call them out their bullshit.
Person 1 - Hey guys! Did you know my penis is 12 inches long?!
Person - No it’s not! Stop being such a bullshit clown!
Person - No it’s not! Stop being such a bullshit clown!
by BungBoy995 February 23, 2022
Get the Bullshit Clownmug. by Urban_thesaurus December 22, 2017
Get the iphone bullshitmug. When life decides to throw you a bone.
Can happen at anytime, to anyone, anywhere in the world and can come in all sizes.
From finding a random dollar bill on the ground or floor to hearing that your simp-cuck loser Boss/simp-cuck usless coworker got an ass chewing on your Birthday which also happens to be the day before a long awaited 30 day paid vacation.
Can happen at anytime, to anyone, anywhere in the world and can come in all sizes.
From finding a random dollar bill on the ground or floor to hearing that your simp-cuck loser Boss/simp-cuck usless coworker got an ass chewing on your Birthday which also happens to be the day before a long awaited 30 day paid vacation.
Person 1: Whoa! Check it! I just found $20, wrapped around a Black Lotus card.
Person 2: My dude. You just collected a "Bullshit Tax".
Person 1: I'm super stoked. Its my Birthday, I have a month long paid vacay coming starting tomorrow, and the best part; my needle dick boss is out of the office attenfing his disciplinary meeting. There has to be a word for something this awesome.
Person 2: Queen, You got yourself a big fat "Bullshit Tax".
Person 2: My dude. You just collected a "Bullshit Tax".
Person 1: I'm super stoked. Its my Birthday, I have a month long paid vacay coming starting tomorrow, and the best part; my needle dick boss is out of the office attenfing his disciplinary meeting. There has to be a word for something this awesome.
Person 2: Queen, You got yourself a big fat "Bullshit Tax".
by CIBgamer556 August 31, 2020
Get the Bullshit Taxmug. Running around the house (or wherever) acting like a crazy nutball! Less bad crazy, more fun and excitable. Way too much energy and full of oneself. Be warned, may cause accidental damage to decor and other items. Does not mean untruthful like it's cousin, full of shit.
Friend: What's going on with your kid today??
Me: Who knows bro, he's been full of bullshit all morning!
Me: Who knows bro, he's been full of bullshit all morning!
by Redupyerrewm84 August 27, 2023
Get the full of bullshitmug. The ability of the protagonist of any book, movie, tv show, etc. to be able to almost effortlessly overcome any task within a relatively short amount of time.
In the anime Bleach, the soul reaper captains spend centuries mastering their abilities, but Ichigo is able to surpass them in a matter of days through the power of protagonist bullshit.
by Zoidberg's bitch January 31, 2021
Get the protagonist bullshitmug. A daily problem which is similar to a "running gag" but never made you laugh : finding the right charger for your laptop, remember an old password, repairing the leaking toilet... Used as syntagm, adjective or interjection.
by Corduroy par XM September 22, 2016
Get the Running bullshitmug. 1. the Thinking cap's bigger brother. The state you're in when writing (say, a paper) that makes you write long and complicated sentences to fill up the space.
2. the mental jumbo that makes you write stuff that sounds important and educated, but on closer inspection says not very much at all.
2. the mental jumbo that makes you write stuff that sounds important and educated, but on closer inspection says not very much at all.
1. Wow, this sentence is, like, over 5 lines long and I'm not even writing in German. Must be swinging the Bullshit shovel.
2. "In hindsight to the proliferous occurence of said phenomenon..." Ah, another clueless one who started using the Bullshit shovel.
2. "In hindsight to the proliferous occurence of said phenomenon..." Ah, another clueless one who started using the Bullshit shovel.
by Mantaur104 December 28, 2010
Get the Bullshit shovelmug.