by damn-it-P October 29, 2017

A similar concept to "Dog Locked", but occurring when getting an erection whilst sitting on the toilet, and causing one's penis to become jammed under the seat or rim.
Note: "The Bog" is a common name for a toilet in The United Kingdom.
Note: "The Bog" is a common name for a toilet in The United Kingdom.
Dude, I was looking at porn on my phone while I had a shit, and got totally Bog Locked. I was there for an hour.
by Kahuna Nui April 4, 2022

Similar to "Bog standard": very average and mediocre, nothing outstanding. “That sandwich was very bog-standard”
Something is bog simple , when reduced to an essence , where confusion is difficult.
May relate to a dullard, toilet or feces as a standard, as in "Simple as shit"
Something is bog simple , when reduced to an essence , where confusion is difficult.
May relate to a dullard, toilet or feces as a standard, as in "Simple as shit"
by Onemorejoltwarden September 26, 2022

by anonymous May 25, 2025

by Maslahh January 15, 2020

A place of eternal backshots. Used by the ancient Spartans after battle, the word was created to describe the horrendous mess left behind after celebrations. Fungus, describing the actual fungus created from the discharge on the floors and walls. Bog, describing the swamp-like texture on the floors as you walked through the room. Not to mention the literal fauna and flora that flourished in the aftermath.
by Berald Jingus June 10, 2025
