bartlett

a very cool and funny person, often intelligent and good looking.

man steveo is so freaking bartlett, i wish i could be him

by John Friedmann November 24, 2006

charlie bartletting

1) The action of spazzing out on any drug, specifically Ritalin.
2) Playing piano with extreme soul while on Ritalin while wearing tighty whiteys and sunglasses and black converse.

Dude, how much Ritalin did you take? You're like, totes Charlie Bartletting!

by Sara and Samantha June 30, 2008

Bartard

An individual who consumes Xanax, or Alprazolam on a frequent basis. The term can also be used in reference to other recreational benzo users such as those who frequent Benadryl, or Valium.

I swear, Jimmy is a complete bartard.

Or more commonly:

Yo, I think ya boi Jimmy Jams is Barrin' out, man!

by mattbro10 April 6, 2017

Bartow

Lame ass town in Central Florida east of the Tampa Bay area. The epitome of wanksterism, every black kid here seems to think they're a blood or crip. Some might even threaten you with their AK's and choppers that dont even exist!

"Im from Bartow. Watch me put a red flag on the left side like a retard."

by Foress Whitaka November 10, 2006

bartender

A term used to describe back-to-back home runs in a baseball game. Most notably heard by SportsCenter anchor Neil Everett calling out a back-to-back jack highlight.

"Matt Carpenter goes deep to lead off the game. Carlos Beltran wants in on the fun, BARTENDER! ONE SHOT AIN'T ENOUGH."

by Minor League Guy April 26, 2013

Barthe

A fat woman beating prick.

That barthe is a woman beating prick.

by bichplzr February 9, 2009

Barto Ball

Drinking game. Requires four to infinity number of players. Put a bunch of cups with beer in the center of the table with one death cup (full beer) and have the other beers filled like 1.5 inches with beer. Cups are given to two people standing on opposite sides of the table and each get a ping pong ball. You give a ceremonial barto touch (touch balls together) and the game begins. All you do is try and bounce the ball into your cup. Once you do that you pass it to your right (both ball and cup). If you make it on the first shot you can pass the ball and cup to whoever you want. When you make your cup and the person to the right of you is still shooting, as long the ball hasn't entered the cup, you can smack the cup off the table, then you pass your cup and ball to the right of the person two to your right and the person just to your right grabs a beer from the center of the table, drinks it, then has to bounce his ball into the cup and the game continues. It gets interesting because if you smack the guys cup to your right, and the guy to his right hits his cup on his first shot, he can pass it back to you and you can try and make the guy to your right drink again. Term known as sandwiching. You can also make your first shot and give the ball and cup to a person to the right of someone shooting and screw them. But make the smacking of the cups interesting like flip them up and spike them like a volleyball. And fuckin scream. Barto fouls: if you accidentally bounce your ball into a cup in the center of the table because your an idiot, you have to smack your own cup and drink that beer. And if you smack the cup to your right when the ball has entered the cup, also because your an idiot, you have to drink a beer from the center. Oh yeah, and one more thing. The term barto mercy, it just doesn't exist.

It's barto ball. Get the fever.

by Just a simpleton July 2, 2009