August 29th

National slap your friends ass day

“Hey joe did you hear it’s August 29th?” “Hell yeah!”

by Blitz-o August 29, 2021

august 15

August 15 is national short people day

Person A: "Hey what national day is it on august 15?
Person B: "It's national short people day!"
Person A: "Why?"
Person B: ...you wouldn't get it.

by meloqn April 28, 2022

August 31st

If you’re born in august 31st, you’re the hottest, nicest, smartest person ever

August 31st is an amazing day

by DefinitionGuy2476 July 2, 2022

Papa Augie

The greatest Phantasy Star Universe Legend of all time. He is known for being the first person to ever sell porn on Phantasy Star & He was the first person to make a 10/10 Svaltus Sword. (Greatest weapon ever created.)

Papa Augie: Selling Hentai, proof 500m

1K for full.

Noob: Ok but dont scam me.

Papa Augie: You can trust me. ;) *winks*

by the corndog July 5, 2010

16th August

National let your male online friend that has a crush on you be you boyfriend day.

Boy: YO today is 16th August... that means that its national let your male online friend that has a crush on you be you boyfriend day!
Girl: R-really? I mean.. if you say so. 💕
Boy: I love you babe.
Girl: I love you to. <3

by legend 68 August 15, 2021

August 14

This is the day in which you must grab your Gfs ass / Your Bf Dick if you really love them

It’s August 14 gotta grab her ass since I love her so much.

by Anonymous person16 June 17, 2019

August 29

A boy born on this day is the best boyfriend ever with the most lovable personality and the cutest smile. He knows how to treat a girl right and you can rely on him to always be there for you when you need him most. You’ll feel comfortable being yourself around him. He can be kind, caring, funny, crazy, honest, trustworthy, strong, brave and loyal but also a lot of trouble. If you are lucky enough to have a boy in your life with this birthday then every morning when you wake up you’ll think to yourself how lucky you are to call him yours and every night you can’t help but go to bed dreaming of him. Whenever your feeling down he never fails to put the biggest smile on your face and make you feel like the happiest girl in the world. It’s easy to get lost in his deep blue ocean eyes that change colour depending on his mood which makes him so special. He’s the kind of person you can’t imagine life without and makes you think about all the happy memories you’ll make in the future together. He deserves anything and everything and so much more. Also he’s so fucking fit and has a massive dick.

Girl: when’s your birthday

Boy: August 29
Girl: I think I wanna marry you

by Guesssssssss October 25, 2019