Alive Internet Theory

The opposite theory of the dead internet theorem.
The theory states that even in spite of disappearing original media, dead sites and the erosion of time a subset of people will always interact to uphold, continue and carry on the media they know and even continue to produce media based off of it.

A: "Bro why do you even watch so much porn, have you ever heard of dead internet theory, in 10 years all of these videos will have vanished!"
B: " Nah bro, I'm trying to hopemaxx and believe in Alive Internet Theory, you're such a downer"

by Tyris The Downer August 2, 2025

Asier

Amazing person, who I get to see everyday, but he will be moving soon.

Me: Asier I will miss you

Asier: I will too

by missy lol January 11, 2026

ASilverSonic

A man who has once licked many dongs

"Man, that gay orgy last night had me feeling like ASilverSonic"

by m8sohn January 11, 2026

Gordons Alive

To get a rather large stonk on, aka erection aka morning glory

Lookout missus gordons alive

by Hamtoucher December 4, 2010

re-alive

When you alive after you die

I died.
But then I re-alived.

by KawaiiHikari July 25, 2018

Fuck aside

Another way to say fuck off, or step aside, but more angor

Will you just fuck aside, jimmy

by Nutsack08 December 6, 2020

Cast aside

Speak out.

Because you’re sick and tired.

Want to be recognized.

But they just don’t give it.
Angry at the lack of giving back.

They lead you straight off the track.

You’ve had enough.

But the ambition is still pouring.

Even while the work is still boring.

Say what you mean.
Because it doesn’t matter anyway.

Don’t sweat it if you’re cast aside.

by confused cajun man January 25, 2021