Alaskan Pipeline

invented by the Eskimos, the Alaskan Pipeline is the act of jerking your shit into a condom until it is full with your cum, tie it off, and freeze it by placing it in the freezer (the Eskimos simply left if outside their igloos). when the cum stick is completely solid, take it out of the condom and use it to pleasure yourself, its the most retarded way to get pregnant.

If you want to get pregnant by getting donated sperm, ask for a number of specimens, mix them up and perform the Alaskan Pipeline, then you will have either the most fucked up kid ever, or one with super powers

by PITITTY November 4, 2009

Baked Alaskan Pie

When someone is asleep, you proceed to defecate, vomit, urinate, and blow your load on their hair. Then you mix it all together, in the same way you would shampoo your hair. After that you proceed to light it on fire, hence "baked" alaskan pie.

When Travis fell asleep last night Igor snuck into his room with a book of matches, a full bladder, lotion, and a gag stick, while prairy dogging his poop. He had all the tools needed to continue to make himself a Baked Alaskan Pie.

by Cabin Store Ease August 30, 2008

alaskan chill

You take a snowball and ram it into any orivace. Perferable the Vagina or Anus. Yellow snow will work to but must be let to chill again if you have made it yourself.

My girl is being such a duche she is just asking for a Alaskan chill.

by Leroy25 March 21, 2008

alaskan clam bake

Noun. A get together to smoke inside an igloo.

You and your friends want to get high? build an igloo so that the entrance is below where you will smoke to keep the smoke from blowing out. Alaskan clam bake garunteed to be your best experience.

by KingAK March 3, 2011

Alaskan drizzle

Pouring rain.

Guy 1: Shit, it's pouring out. This sucks.
Guy 2: Grow some balls. This is only an Alaskan drizzle...wait til you see some real shit.

by hesb October 17, 2008

Alaskan Masturbation

When an Alaskan (or anyone, really) either:
If male, cuts a hole in the ice in a lake and uses the hole as a fake vajayjay for masturbation.

If female, cuts a chunk of ice out of a lake and uses the chunk of ice as a fake peeweeheehee.

Guy: Dude, I'm so horny.
Friend: Why don't you do some Alaskan Masturbation?

by ShowMeUnicorns January 9, 2011

Alaskan sleeping bag

When a girl slowly fingers her man's tip, then proceeds in a wild attempt to puncture her finger to the deepest caverns of his urinary tract. Astonished, he watches as she widens his dique hole to the width of her fist, two fists, then three. With no regard for decency, she stretches his manhood like a bowflex, shattering every boundary he thought he knew was possible. Exhausted, she climbs inside and begins her 9 month hibernation.

Girl: "Honey?"
Guy: "Yes beautiful?"
Girl: "It's getting cold outside"
Guy: *oh shit*
Girl: "I'm ready for my Alaskan sleeping bag"

by Professor Ramit Inmah Ashol June 7, 2016