A “designer” name for the out-of-town bargain Matalan store to make it sound that little bit more up market. See also Primarni.
by DAS24 April 29, 2022
Get the mat alanmug. A gay faggot who sucks at siege and has attachment issues. If you associate with someone else, he will start cutting himself. He only wants you and only you.
He also is a snake and will switch up on you and accuse you for things you didnt do.
Also has a BF who is a perv who gets nudes from minors.
He also is a snake and will switch up on you and accuse you for things you didnt do.
Also has a BF who is a perv who gets nudes from minors.
by daddy1x April 22, 2023
Get the Alanmug. by thelongwalktodachau November 23, 2021
Get the Alanmug. Alanpartridge26 is an amazing tiktoker with a few thousand followers! He is very funny and is a comedian and guitarist!
by Ruby d November 2, 2021
Get the Alan partridge 26mug. Alan is a guy who really likes a certain chocolate cake, but he can't have said chocolate cake because he's an awkward pussy who doesn't know how to talk to girls. He also is a little bit gay and has a best friend named Eli.
by tinnytintin September 21, 2022
Get the Alanmug. i don’t think i’m supposed to use urban dictionary for this but i wish we where still as close as we used to be i miss being your best friend, even tho we talk from time to time i want things to go back to what it used to be, i should’ve told you how i felt, most of the time i thought u liked me to but i’ll always be to scared to ask you. i miss you.
miss you alan
by myth0ughts August 24, 2023
Get the alanmug. 