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Aidens Cock

Small, short, shrubby, tiny, and insignificant.
I bet he has Aidens Cock.
Aidens Cock by SomeInternetMan March 20, 2022
HE IS BAD AT BASKETBALL I THINK. AND HE IS SHORT. (4'5 OR 5'0 ). HE IS USUALLY MISTAKEN WITH NATHAN. AND HE SCREENSHOTTED A THING ABOUT TOE FUNGUS.
AIDEN IS NATHAN
AIDEN by IHJADFOIAJSOIFDJ March 21, 2022
he is the hottest guy you will ever meet. one you see him you would want to be friends with him. he is so hot, smart, loving, caring and so god damn nice. he will protect u, no mater what gender you are. if your name is Georgia, he will fall for you
Omg, is that aiden. I wanna be friend with him right now
Aiden by YOURMOM!)! May 8, 2022

Alden Glaz

The famous arch nemesis of Jared Beam private I (The I stands for investigator).

Commonly identified by his incredibly large hooked nose and New Jersey accent. Is a very bad guy and will rob you of your valuables. Possibly Jewish? Carries a duckfoot menorah gun. Also carries an umbrella, even when it does not rain. He also may own a pharmacy.

He has fought the famous Jared Beam Private I on many occasions, but has mostly lost.
Notable quotes from Alden Glaz:

Jarred Beam! (In New Jersey voice)
I'll get you next time Beam!
You ruined my evil plans!
Have you ever tried hummus?
Oh boy!
OH NO JARRED BEAM!
Alden Glaz by The Private I May 9, 2022
Aeden is a thoughtful, kind and loving person

he’s the person that captured your heart ever since the day he smiled at you, aeden is the boy that melts you heart and makes you the happiest person in the entire universe. Although he can be shy at first, but once you get to know aeden more, he opens up and becomes an important and special person in you life and heart.

Aeden is also an understanding person and a great listener, once aeden has your trust, you will always know he is always there to lighten up your day and you do too…
“isn’t aeden so wonderful? I hope he thinks of me this way too..”
Aeden by Deeeoooogwoohg June 6, 2022
aiden is a fag
aiden by sterrnzyismydaddy June 8, 2022