ass interference

the despicable act of intruding on or otherwise impeding another person's pursuit of ass; a.k.a cockblocking

"Hey man, that's ass interference. 15 yard penalty."

by kium December 8, 2007

rip ass

v. To forcefully fart, usu. loudly

'Dude, did you just rip ass?'

by G M$ney October 15, 2003

ass portal

A new and groundbreaking game where you dive into the colon. The main prize in said Ass Portal game is the snow dog and you use portals to study the humans digestive tract.

"Woah dude I can't wait for Ass Portal 2 to come out!"
"Yeah I know dude I'm going to grind for the snow dog as soon as I get it!"

by JacobBeau99 September 29, 2014

Ass whoopin

A beating

Imma give you an ass whooping when we get home

by Me=word plug June 10, 2018

Ass Pik

A nickname for your Water Pik when you use it as a bidet.

An example of a true miracle device is my trusty Ass Pik.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 17, 2020

bulk-ass

Used by students who are pumping out inordinate amounts of uni work.

A: I was up all night proof reading my 100,000 word essay.

B: Far out, that's some bulk-ass editing!

by Disco_Boss March 19, 2013

get that ass

Verb: A phrase which means when you get your hands on someone, followed by what you're going to do to hurt them.

Prize Fighting Champion: "I'll tell you what, big guy. When I get that ass, I'm going to tear it up with my bare hands so thoroughly, nobody will be able to tell whether you were a human or a pile of food."

by Gohan Barracuda August 23, 2018