hot ape

Hot ape or H.O.T A.P.E is an acronym created by self proclaimed flirtologist Jean Smith as a way to determine if someone is flirting with you or not. This genius term was blessed to us through a TED talk.

H = Humor
O = Open Body Language
T = Touch

A = Attention
P = Proximity

E = Eyecontact
"To hot ape people takes time"

- quote from the TED talk
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Rape Ape

The one who's going around raping all these statues.
What kind of sick bastard would rape a cast bronze statue?
A mans junk could have never made this kind of damage.
Well what then?
A gorilla sir, a gorilla's junk would big enough.
A raping gorilla? Good lord it must have been rape ape!!!
by Xander Freakin Crews February 20, 2009
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AP Biology

A time consuming, yet easily memorized class that creates a lasting impression on the student. The class is filled with minutia and bio jokes. The AP Exam is laughably easy and is an insult to the intelligence of all AP Biology students.
AP Biology joke: "What came first? The ATP or oxidative phosphorylation?"
by Semplase November 14, 2006
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Kird Ape

(Noun) God. The almighty creator of all. Every other religion is wrong and Kird Apeism is correct. Kird Ape originally created the universe but God just got him drunk and bashed his head with a sledge hammer and took all the credit. Kird Ape can do anything ever. He can create a boulder so heavy that not even he could lift it, but then he would lift it. He could heat a borrito so hot that not even he could eat it, but then he would eat it. He can do ANYTHING. Can also be talked about when you can't think of anything to say like "I'm gonna go eat some Kird Ape" As long as you are not saying something bad or mean about him, it's okay.

(Verb) Doing something really good or cool, or just doing something that you don't know what you are doing.

(Adjective) Something that is incredibly cool or awesome and could quite possibly be the coolest thing ever next to Kird Ape himself, yes something that cool.
(Noun) Ka Ka Ka Ka Kird Ape is the guy who will kill you.

(Verb) I'm gonna go Kird Ape.

(Adjective) That was really Kird Ape! Oh my god was that Kird Ape!
by Nick Wier May 25, 2004
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AP student

these type of students truly hate themselves and have absolutely no life what so ever and are striving hard to be the best they can which ultimately leads to failure. The average AP student takes over 3 AP classes. Some students have realized what a grave mistake this was and are contemplating dropping out and haven't done their work or studied for a test since September. Of course, there are the super extra hard workers and the naturally smart absorbing information person.... and then everybody else in between. Also, you've probably cried while doing homework or studying or at least tried to
john: I'm going to be an AP student and become very successful and go to a good college
Matt: That's awesome!
*2 years later*
Matt: You wanna go out tomorrow
John: Can't I have 6 tests tomorrow and three projects due and I haven't done anything and I wanna die and drop out and regret all of my life decisions
by peasant101 January 31, 2017
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Bathen Apes

Bathen Apes = types of shoes (brand)
CRANK THAT SOLJA BOY SONG

i got me "Bathen Apes"

Bathen Apes ARE lame glossy stupid shoes also known as the titanic peenor
by mr.Presidentobama November 05, 2007
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AP Fresh

A kid whose initials are AP is the is the heart, hustle and soul of the game.

He may also be considered the Freshmaker beacuse of his godly amount of swag
Kobbler: "who is that fat kid over there?"

Cheech: "AP Fresh, aka the Freshmaker. He is the heart, hustle, and soul of Punjab."
by apforeverfresh November 10, 2010
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