alyssa

dumbfuck would rather get the corona virus then spend 1 minute with her also loves furry porn and is a furry

what a alyssa

by Tigre touchant January 28, 2020

alyssa

a whores name. the type of slutty girl who goes for guys with girlfriends, flirts with everyone, and is always getting caught up. alyssa is gets confronted a lot but still doesn’t know her way through an arguement and continues to make ignorant comments and make herself look dumb. nobody likes alyssa

person one: “did you see alyssa grabbing that boys arm? she was alllll over him.”
person two: “his girlfriends crazy she better watch out.”

by catlovinghippie April 9, 2020

Alyssa

Alyssa is a person who is jealous of everyone. she is a narsasist and only cares for her self and not to mention not very smart.

boy 1: look at that girl taking a selfie
boy2: she looks like a total alyssa

by ec45 June 15, 2018

alyssa

Alyssa is a crippled young girl who can’t really pull hoes but she can date many ugly ppl but you know she dates someone that’s funny and I guess nice.

Dang Wayne is lucky to date alyssa

by Xoxo.lol_ June 5, 2019

Alyssa

Alyssa is ugly asf. Everyone will say she looks like a barbie cause she has blonde hair and blue eyes but she actually looks like Humpty Dumpty. She’s also a bitch.

Alyssa is a stupid bitch

by Alyssa L :) February 17, 2018

Alyssa

A alyssa is a midget dwarf who is pansexual, and a rat who will listen to "jacob sartorius sweatshirt " religously

Girl:1 hey is that hoe alyssa over there lookin like diabeties?

Girl:2 no thats just her natural state

by Kizerati February 21, 2019

Alyssa

Alyssa is the most retarted girl you will ever meet. She is a little weeny jr and likes to sniff vagina and eat feet. She is a very weird person and a gay furry. She usually has blonde hair so basically a dumb idiot.

Alyssa is ugliest girl I have ever laid eyes on

by Sxenpai November 10, 2019