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ain't

is not
this ain't cool
by anonymous January 9, 2023
mugGet the ain'tmug.

if it ain't broke, then break it

A goofy spoof of the motto “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it “.
Guy 1: I got a new Tv!
Guy 2: if it ain’t broke, then break it!
Guy 1: wait nooo!
*Guy 2 breaks the tv*
if it ain't broke, then break it
mugGet the if it ain't broke, then break itmug.

so you wanna be a player but your wheels ain't fly

Opening lyrics from the theme song of the widely recognised TV show "Pimp My Ride".
Wheelz: I need more pussy.
Papa Franku: We gotta pimp your wheelchair.
(music plays)
DJ Zinc: So you wanna be a player but your wheels ain't fly...
mugGet the so you wanna be a player but your wheels ain't flymug.

IT AIN'T ME I'M THE F0RTUNATE S0N

When somebody calls you A NAME and you are never referred to NAME.

Someone who did the opposite in a song due to their serious H0M0PH0BIA.

It's an ACTUARIAL CHANGE where not even N0B0DY IS INV0LVED.
Listen you have to realize 'that name you said, " IT AIN'T ME, I'M THE F0RTUNATE S0N.

Listen I admit openly I INDULGE IN MY 0WN ANAT0MY RECTUM ST0REH0USE GRAVITATI0NAL 0UT 0F B0WEL SHIT RECLYCLING as the , I HATE T0 SING A S0NG , J0HN F0GERTY AND CCR you just really messed up , as it should have been sang as being proud of your KINKY H0M0SEXUALITY , as now listen up, "IT AIN'T ME, I'M THE F0RTUNATE S0N, IT AIN'T ME , I'M THE. F0RTUNATE S0N".

Dynamically speaking, "AIN'T WAS A VIOLATI0N 0F GRAMNATCAL USAGE and when it came into vogue culture commonly said usage as you will see later is patently acceptable, as , "I NEED SCOTCH TAPE. S0 I CAN XER0X THIS (CRAP)PY PH0T0STATIC D0CUMENT and the problem is UPPER ALPHABET C0UNTRY IS SINGING , " IT AIN'T ME I'M THE F0RTUNATE S0N , and with that said , " ST0P SAYING , "you are going to have to "G00GLE IT" , would that be "MICHAEL KORS , as G00FLE AR0UND , which is a very small partial derivative of A C0MPLETE M0N0P0LY done the correct way.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER September 22, 2022
mugGet the IT AIN'T ME I'M THE F0RTUNATE S0Nmug.

I ain't

Mohammed: "I ain't"

Random guy: "Yeah I know you're a pussy, you don't have to say it."
by ricky.gotdonney August 29, 2023
mugGet the I ain'tmug.

Chu ain't the mo real

Exactly what it says - you re not the more real...
You may think your cool and all that but Chu ain't the mo real
by Hutch Teck, 1965 August 14, 2021
mugGet the Chu ain't the mo realmug.

ain't

theirs is not ; none
ther ain't none in the cabnet
by jtk1234 May 13, 2018
mugGet the ain'tmug.

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