Looking for the hamster

Feeling horny so get naked, down on your knees, hoping to be caught and taken advantage of.

I was feeling horny, so I waited for him looking for the hamster.

by ClintReno April 5, 2019

Hamster

White women

#1 Black woman : “I hate this job”!
#2 Black woman: “ Me too! Too many hamsters work here, they all smell like wet dog”!

by Brookster dude May 29, 2019

Thirsty hamster

1. Find a vehicle with a sunroof

2. Lay on top of car face down with sunroof open
3. Have your very flexible significant other suck the cream out of your pecker like a very dehydrated hamster

Hey bob I was hanging out with Becky last night and she gave Varner the new thirsty hamster cock milking yoga exercise.

by JOE THE GOAT March 1, 2024

thirsty hamster

A thirsty hamster is when a man lays across a sunroof on top of a vehicle, and allows his erection to protrude into the car, for a another person (man or woman) to perform oral sex as a hamster might suck at a water 💦 bottle.

I got Susie to do the thirsty hamster at the drive in.

by Mad Choctaw March 3, 2024

thirsty hamster

A sexual act where the male lays on top of a vehicle and dangles his penis down through the sunroof while his partner sucks on it from inside the vehicle like a hamster drinking water.

Last night after a few drinks my girlfriend was feeling kinky and performed a thirsty hamster on me.

by SUPERNOVA8 February 21, 2024

Thirsty Hamster

When someone sits naked with their dick out in a sunroof and the person in the car acts as if they haven’t drank in months

Bob “Hey man, wanna lay over my sunroof with your dick out?”
Joe “Of course, I feel like a thirsty hamster!”

by Ye Mums a fat Whore May 2, 2024

hamster's minge

Not caring at all, not remotely interested

I couldn't give a hamster's minge about how Gregg Wallace will vote in the election

by Ramses III March 22, 2024