flat tire

Noun

Slang for 'half flaccid penis' or 'incredibly small and useless penis'. This is said to originated with the Tourette's Guy.
You Have a flat tire.
by misterissues June 12, 2009
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flat stomach

a state of crazy hunger. You are so hungry that you feel like you would go crazy. Only thing you can think about is to eat.
Are you starving?" "yes, I got a flat stomach.
by ansdudluna April 18, 2011
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Flat Iron

A terrible istrument consisting of two hot metal plates. Used to burn and straighten teenage girls hair, by means of taking not pin-straight hair and pressing and holding it between aforementioned hot metal plates. A favorite among the the 13-18 year old age group. Occasionally used on sexually confused young men.
Can have awful results if you don't do it exactly right. For the teenage girl who thinks that curly hair is "OmiGod! Like sooo uncool!!!"
curly-haired girl : OMG!! Jessica, do you think all the cool kids will like me if I but this $80 flat iron???
Jessica: OMG!! Yes, because curly hair is so 90's!!
by yourmomma February 26, 2005
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Flat Tire

When you have a good buzz, then you eat food and the food kills your buzz completely.
"There I was a Billy's house for a BBQ. I had like 3 Oly tall boys and was feeling great...until I ate a fat burger...completely lost my buzz...totally flat tired my self"
by Johnny Boy Kz August 10, 2014
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huck to flat

Jumping or dropping to flat with a hard landing. Normally it’s a big jump or drop and your suspension bottoms out.
That huck to flat hurt my ankle.
by fysvio[jkhk September 04, 2020
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Flat Stack

1. Someone who made one thing they enjoy their entire personality

2. Someone with nothing really unique or outstanding about them.
3. This is another form of `basic`.
Did you see that girl over there?

Yeah she is nothing but a flat stack
by Deepandhard December 05, 2022
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Ikea Flat

The instance when a person who doesn't mean to be a dick becomes a bonafide dick.
You're acting like an ikea flat.
by specialtiesguru March 25, 2013
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