filthy bitch

when youre moma suka yo dick as a child

yo moma one{ filfthy bitch}

hey cuz youre mother is a {filthy bitch}

by tomthepussylegend May 21, 2019

filthy fernandez

FIL-thee fur-NAN-dez. N. The after-effect of a dirty sanchez, wherein the male is left alone in his depressing bachelor pad with prominent poop stains left on his tie, pillowcase and toothbrush. Finding herself "sanchezed," the female has stormed out in outrage, but only after using the male's pillowcase and cheap tie to clean her face, depositing the tail end of a poop on his toothbrush, and texting a photo of the entire mess to the male's mother.

"John left her alone in his bedroom to write a triumphant letter to Penthouse Forum about his successful 'dirty sanchez,' but his mood was deflated when he returned to find she had left him a 'filthy fernandez'."

by freekyfactz May 13, 2010

Filthy Fisherman

When your getting ready to have sex with a woman and she makes fun of your small penis. So you slip her a ruffie and when she passes out, you stuff cans of Chicken by the Sea Tuna fish up her ass. Then you dig through her purse and use her lipstick to write Charlie on her forehead.

That chick I picked up at the bar last night dissed me so I ran a filthy fisherman on her.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

filthy pirate

much the same as was explained above although you kick your partner on the shin, forcing them to hop on one leg as though they had a wooden one ( the one you kicked .

Joe schmoe: oh baby im gonna cum
* pulls out, unloads in her eye and kicks her shin*
tiffany: Ouch
*hobbles*
Joe schmoe: arrr! you're a filthy pirate

by chris cskay October 19, 2006

filthy lucre

filthy lucre skid marks of the rich

There's enough filthy lucre in his underwear to pay of the National Debt.

by John Wariner November 30, 2004

filthy whore

The specific language used by a female when explaining any promiscuous behavior to her signifigant other

On Jamcruise I 2004, @ 5am a young man stated to his 'girlfriend' "Excuse me, I don't speak filthy whore" and walked away while she assumed a shocked expression. Upon request for further info on the situation, the young woman said "I have no idea!" Yeah...Right

by IC February 29, 2004

the filthy doorknob

(partner MUST have eaten a gasious food such as beans or chili before sex) when your partner rips ass during your fuck time, you sucker punch your partner in the ass hole hard and start fisting him/her till they bleed. after you remove your fist, shit MUST pour out.

*news reporter* "were at the scene of the new porn ASSES OF FURY and a porno chick just had her innards ripped out because the male performed THE FILTHY DOORKNOB

by Dick Traceless January 6, 2008