Bishop Wordsworths grammar school for boys is a grammar school in Salisbury, Wiltshire. It is the home to a (not so) fine assortment of posh bellends and miscellaneous twats gathered from the south western Wiltshire area.
Many of these said bellends twats try (and fail) to woo the finest of south wilts grammar school for girls. This generally ends up badly.
It has an air of superiority to other schools simply because it has a slogan written in latin
The place is falling apart despite what the commoners in other local (peasant) schools think.
Its teachers are a mixed lot, many of the teachers’ hairlines can be measured with sin cos and tan and
it also features the only currently know wheelchair bound PE teacher
Seriously, don’t go there, its not worth having to learn latin and getting tenderly but firmly pegged by your peers just to say you go to Bishop Wordsworths grammar school for boys.
Home of at least 4 confirmed pedos and one serial urinal shitter, it proudly brings the values of toxic masculinity into the 21st century.
Many of these said bellends twats try (and fail) to woo the finest of south wilts grammar school for girls. This generally ends up badly.
It has an air of superiority to other schools simply because it has a slogan written in latin
The place is falling apart despite what the commoners in other local (peasant) schools think.
Its teachers are a mixed lot, many of the teachers’ hairlines can be measured with sin cos and tan and
it also features the only currently know wheelchair bound PE teacher
Seriously, don’t go there, its not worth having to learn latin and getting tenderly but firmly pegged by your peers just to say you go to Bishop Wordsworths grammar school for boys.
Home of at least 4 confirmed pedos and one serial urinal shitter, it proudly brings the values of toxic masculinity into the 21st century.
Person 1: do you go to Bishop Wordsworths grammar school for boys?
Person 2: yeah…
Person 1: oooh I hope you didn’t get felt up by Diddy Morgan
Person 2: yeah…
Person 1: oooh I hope you didn’t get felt up by Diddy Morgan
by PleasepegmyDiddyMorgan May 6, 2025
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by bishop slayer July 24, 2023
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Get the BISHOPmug. facts:
-Located in your mum
-school is 2km wide(like ur mums vag)
-Wreaks of warm breath and sweaty eyelids
-The place where people go to lotion their mum
-ran by a horse
-Ran by teachers with their cheds out
-equivalent of when your washing ur face and water drips down ur elbows
It is a school where dedicated to achieving excellence for all
-Located in your mum
-school is 2km wide(like ur mums vag)
-Wreaks of warm breath and sweaty eyelids
-The place where people go to lotion their mum
-ran by a horse
-Ran by teachers with their cheds out
-equivalent of when your washing ur face and water drips down ur elbows
It is a school where dedicated to achieving excellence for all
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