Qualicum Beach

Town on Vancouver Island, BC. There's only two types of people who live there old people in the retirement homes and natives on the reserves. They don't allow any big name stores in the town, so if your looking for some McDonalds then go else where.

"You would think Qualicum Beach would have a McDonalds by now, with all the old people and natives it would be a huge success!"

by Louie Kay March 12, 2007

Beach Log

The act of shitting in a cat's litter box, preferably at a party, otherwise you are just a douchebag.

Jesse thought he was finished cleaning up after his party, when he found a beach log in his cat's litter box.

or

Adam thought Lisa was a stuck up bitch so while at her party he left her a beach log.

by Twice bitten June 26, 2009

beach giraffes

What humans be called in Spongebob.

Nearly naked beach giraffes!

by babypiratesnapchat2 October 31, 2022

Ventura Beach

Ventura Beach, officially named San Buenaventura, was founded in 1782 by Saint Junipero Serra when he established Mission San Buenaventura, the ninth of the California missions. With a population of around 111,000 spread out over 32 square miles Ventura Beach is a coastal community in southern California 62 miles north of Los Angeles, 27 miles south of Santa Barbara and 15 miles southwest of Ojai. Ventura Beach rules. Enjoying a Mediterranean climate Ventura Beach is comfortable year round. Tons of sun and just enough cool weather. Ventura Beach residents seam to smile like all the time. And why not? Ventura Beach is surrounded on three sides by the positive energy of water in motion. To the south is the Santa Clara river, to the north is the Ventura river and to the west the vast expanse of the Pacific Ocean. Ventura Beach offers great outdoor opportunities. Patagonia clothing started and is still headquartered in Ventura Beach. That ought to tell you something. Ventura Beach is totally bitchin. Check it out. You will be stoked.

Guy 1: "Dude you live in Ventura Beach? How bitchin is that?"
Guy 2: "So badass. Everyday I wake up stoked."

Girl 1: "Wanna go lay out at Ventura Beach?"
Girl 2: "Hell yeah."

Mom: "Junior nailed it moving to Ventura Beach."
Dad: "Cocktails then dinner?"
Mom: "I'm down!"

by Mr Special March 24, 2019

beach knuckle

As a noun:

A moose knuckle/camel toe presenting itself on the beach. Sandy.

Wiped out by a wave and washed up on shore with a sandy beach knuckle

by NukUBuk July 24, 2023

claytona beach

Claytona beach is a pretty litty person that is pretty good at baseball and is a really good friend. (Can you guys please publish this for his sake)

Claytona beach is pretty cool and fun to talk to.

by Sopy (pillow) May 23, 2019

Beach Nigger

any man or woman from an island country when in the summertime can be seen to buy food in a sandwich bag, big-boned or overtly taller and built/shaped/complexion as if they spent every waking minute on the beach .. usually drive automobiles without top or wrangler Jeep buggy that seats 4 and usually strikes on prom night

see someone walking in slides on late spring or summer night with wife beater (medium or small size a-shirt) say to self BEACH NIGGER

by iconoclast celebrity January 25, 2022