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monkey

Large, Vile, Atroucous man eating, poo-flinging animal.
Keep that monkey away from me. I hate it! The last time it was here, My walls got a poop redecorating!
by Orangatang July 31, 2006
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Butt Monkey

A Character in a television show, manga, anime, comic book, webcomic, etc. who constantly gets abused and never gets ahead in life. Played for comedy.
Waspinator is a Butt Monkey! He even says 'Why universe hates Waspinator?!'
by SSM12 September 28, 2012
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Bitch Monkey

A really annoying person, usually identified by a loud and obnoxious laugh. This person usually has no idea that no one likes them.
I couldn't sleep because I could hear the bitch monkey existing in the other room.
by yourexsuitemate03 September 26, 2010
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Cave Monkey

Cave Monkey :Noun

A class of humans particularly whites who carry Neanderthal traits, incest is very common in this group. Lies, deceit , hatred for any ethic group better than them. So they weapon themselves with dry white humor, 911 speed dial, and internet Trolling. They are easy to detect they usually have Semen pasty skin or high skin tan like the color of Cheetos . Their friends are Coons, Toms and Bedwenches
I wanted to vote today but my Cave Monkey supervisor said not today Jamal.
by CyberAli May 28, 2018
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Phonics Monkey

The Phonics Monkey from that one episode of South Park where Cartman misspelled CHAIR in a spelling bee. When Cartman tried to get help from the phonics monkey, it just started beating off behind its drumbset.
A consumer report included the growing number of returns of the infamous reading product, the Phonics Monkey, which just turns out to be a degenerate species of bonobo chimp.
by aka_Pyro April 6, 2007
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jump the monkey

When a woman returns home after a long and boring day working in a restaurant with the sole aim of getting shagged silly. Her advances lack subtlety as she just grabs at the man´s genitals demanding coitus. When faced with any resistance she jumps on the unaccommodating male and rides him into oblivion.
Nicky: Hey Amanda, do you fancy a drink after work?
Amanda: Nah, I don´t think so.
Nicky: Why not? Are you off home to jump the monkey?
Amanda: Yeah, I am fucking gagging for it.
Nicky: Crikey!!
by FurbyFuck10 November 26, 2015
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Flab Monkey

The fat friend of your group. Often is into and collects worthless junk. Usually eats pizza for breakfast.
by Dr. KLUE October 1, 2008
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