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YOLO

Your potential gains have to be greater than 20% in less than two weeks. Thats the only rule for talking about a potential YOLOesque trade

-$400 into GME weeklies is not a YOLO you dumb fuck. A YOLO should be atleast 4 digits and represent 98-100% of your account
Roger has a $1,000 WeBull account. Other than his WeBull account, he has $300 sitting in his bank account. Roger has autistically decided to put his entire $1000 into Netflix FD calls. Rogers Position is 77% of his Net Worth and his position is Volatile. Upon losing his entire investment, which he most certainly will, Roger will have effectively wiped out over half of his net worth. Roger has YOLO’d, however nobody cares because Roger is a poor.
by Froom5 January 29, 2021
mugGet the YOLOmug.

YOLO

Fan 1: Yolo Yolo Yolo Yah!!!!
Fan 2: Ovi
Fan 1: What u talking about bish
Fan 2: You only love oppas
by kpopshits June 6, 2018
mugGet the YOLOmug.

Yolo mc Bolo

by Chickennnuggettbreathh April 15, 2020
mugGet the Yolo mc Bolomug.

False YOLO

An idea that may seem worthy of changing your life for, in the name of chasing your dreams and YOLO, but objectively, it is a fucking bad idea.

The only reason to do it would be for YOLO, despite it being dumb, not calculated, and have lasting negative effects.

Like a face tattoo, for example.
Skip: I really want to leave my super successful company, where I make lots of money, have an amazing partner, have zero debt, and have tons of fortune 500 clients. I want to make weed cookies. This is my calling, this is my dream.

Shay: Skip, you cant do it now, everyone is flooding the weed market, and your company is rock solid. Now is NOT the time to leave.

Skip: I think this is my destiny, like do I want to wake up everyday and be a marketing guy?!?

Shay: Now is NOT the time for false YOLO. Just eat weed cookies at work. You own your office, fam. Best of both worlds.
by Mike109999 February 8, 2022
mugGet the False YOLOmug.

Yolo

A saying that pisses 95% of the population off
Idiot: Oh well, YOLO!
3000 people: *dies from seething anger and intense cringe attacks*
by heartofglass June 25, 2014
mugGet the Yolomug.

yolo

go yolo or go nolo
by MickyDeezNutz October 12, 2018
mugGet the yolomug.

Yolo

You Only Live Once unless your a magical unicorn from the land of dildos then you only live once X100 000 000 000 so basically unlimted
I tend to scream yolo while eating a hamburger
by qwertyumadbro June 19, 2014
mugGet the Yolomug.

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