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trump is the alter ego of the annoying orange..... at least I think. Research has led many, including some of the most educated doctors and scientists, as well as many soccer moms to believe that all trumpyus have big dumps and small peepees. but let me tell you... them titties be massive like damn those bitches got some honken melons. i could stair into the imaginary eyes of them tiddes for hours on end; yet it would only feel as if a few minutes flew by...

i could watch and wonder as they bounced throughout the day, I could suck for days; years even... as the juicy, decidant saggy tits blessed my tongue. the taste of sweet milk explodes into my open mouth, yummy mommy milkers.

the taste of this decidant and scrumdittlyuptious milk doesn't even begin to describe the potential of these tittysand the milk the flows into my mouth each day, as I suck and suck and suck...

that's right. I'm a child, biatch.
by #regan swallow is ur mom August 21, 2022
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Trump Lumping

lumping humans into one’s own personal singular self created category without any consideration of the rest of humans multifaceted personality traits. A commenter lumping their opponent into a group with very negative association to remove all legitimacy from their opponent.
Trump was trump lumping when he said “I’m not gonna say who I mean. I’m just saying you had forces saying things that were evil. They were bad people and he is a very, very fine man.”
by AlRut August 23, 2022
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suck off trump

Trump supporters are sexually infatuated with Don the Con. They are driven by a deep desire to Suck off Trump
He doesn't actually believe anything Trump says. He just hope that playing along will lead to an opportunity to Suck off Trump.
by Ducks in formation August 26, 2022
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Trump

Trump is my hero
by Black people are funny (sike) September 12, 2022
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Trump

Trump (adjective) - to be in a high position but also be very incompetent, dumb and frankly the defintion of strohman.
Person A: "Hey isn't that our class president Toby?"
Person B: "yeah, he's really dumb"
Person A: "such a Trump"
by Chemical_Acident November 2, 2022
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Trump Cuntrist

A person who's whole life revolves around publicly hating Trump. But they secretly lust for his taint on their tongue.
So and so sure can't talk about anything other than hating Trump. Why they breath stink so bad? They must be a Trump Cuntrist!
by Hemplity November 6, 2022
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Trump Bum

Any MAGA Republican, AKA Trumplican qualifies for this title!
The massive Trump Bum sunk the expected Red Wave, hilarious!
by seudokode November 9, 2022
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