muffin the great 

A god of woodlice, whos objective in life is simple... eat his people and talk to pigeons

wow look at that guy eating woodlice, man
i know, its muffin the great

muffin the great by Tom Jewsbury December 9, 2008

snarfle the garthogg 

fucking a huge fat smelly bitch who's origin is a bit of a genitic question

steve continues to snarfle the garthogg with that thing that lives with him

snarfle the garthogg by big baller 23 August 21, 2008

cuttin the grass 

smokin weed.

I've just been cuttin the grass all day.

cuttin the grass by brooklynne February 9, 2009

Spot the gays 

When you are in a crowded area, it is the perfect game to play. must have 2 players. Player one spots a gay, and player two must affirm that the suspect is gay. If so, player one gets a point. First to fifteen wins.

"Let's play spot the gays. I see two coming around the corner! Look for the scarves"

Spot the gays by bullseyeeverytime December 28, 2009

Skinnin' The Goat 

Skinnin' the goat is the act of making sweet sweet relations to your woman in her butt. And it feels as if she is trying to skin your goat when you pull out.

Bryan-"did you hit that ass last night?"
Dale-"oh, yeah dawg we were skinnin' the goat!"

bootyanalbuttplugassrammin'

Skinnin' The Goat by goremaster300 July 12, 2010

Grilling The Geese 

a phrase that refers to the act of having sex

chris-"hey so what did you do last night"

mike-"met a chick, and we started grilling the geese."

chris-"i say my good man, tell me she wasnt an ysabel jones samsonite romanov."

mike-"nein"

Grilling The Geese by The_Troop January 26, 2011

jerking the gerking 

Masterbate

For gods sake nudger stop jerking the gerking!

jerking the gerking by nudger newall December 9, 2014